Loved The Update! I Am Truly On The Edge Of My Seat For How U Decide To End This Fic Lol, So Thank You

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose Additional Tags: Amnesia, Post Season 6, otherwise canon compliant, Friends to Lovers, (re)Found Family, Sharing a Bed, medical inaccuracies lol, some angst but happy ending!! Summary:

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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Here’s a thing I wrote!!

Chapters: 4/5 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose Additional Tags: Amnesia, Post Season 6, otherwise canon compliant, Friends to Lovers, (re)Found Family, Sharing a Bed, medical inaccuracies lol, some angst but happy ending!!, Mutual Pining Summary:

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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Chapter 4 is up!!! 

@leupagus is my hero for so many reasons, including beta'ing this, writing Rose's Eleven, and owning a great mug

Here's my writing playlist for this fic if you wanna see all the sad songs I listened to writing this chapter!!

[id: a collage featuring the Jazzagals, in all their glory]

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I love love love your amnesia fic!! 💖💖💖💖💖

Yay I’m so thrilled you’re enjoying!!!!

LOVE the new chapter!

Yay I’m so glad!! Im VERY excited to post the next one since it’s got the scene that made me start writing so hopefully that’ll be soon 👀. Thank you for your lovely comment ❤️❤️❤️

next time you’re looking to kill me where i live, i can give you my address for a less cruel method than doing it via fanfic JESUS my heart (it was so good) (ow tho)

hahaha apologies for the cruelty! hopefully the next chap will be enough to revive ya <3

every animorphs book

chapter 1: my name is jake. I can’t tell you my real name, because I’m the leader of a special group of kids… we’re called the Animorphs. Because we morph into animals and fight aliens.

chapter 16: ‘god, please don’t do this,’ i begged on my knees. Visser Three had all of my loved ones hanging from his claws in his multi-armed alien morph and was slowly squeezing the life out of them. ‘you must either choose them, jake, or the rest of your planet.’ i couldn’t take it. i started to morph into a cockroach.

chapter 23: as i felt my own brain slither down my throat and into my torso to reform into my digestive system, my bones also began to dissolve into dust inside my skin. my eyes shrunk back into my skull and i could see into eternity- i could see my own mind, taken over by the yeerk. i had already taken my last breath as a free creature, now i saw my last vision as a being of this dimension. suddenly, i was gone. and my parents would never even know i had died. was saving the world worth this? i wondered, if anyone on this planet could be forced to prioritize one life over another, what choice would they make? how can any decision be right, or wrong? i closed my mind off, and fell into eternal sleep, my last echoes of thought being of how humanity continued to live on, but not truly alive.

chapter 26: ‘hey, bro, wanna go to mc d’s and grab some fries?’ marco asked, riding by on his skateboard. ‘yeah, that’d be totally radical!’ i answered, whipping out my own razor scooter. as i pulled a nasty kickflip, i felt eyes watching me. turning around, i saw my own dog, and thought of the horrible truth only i knew. we went to the mall to get big macs. it was a good day to not be dead.

by helvetica_upstart

“Would you have picked me up in a bar, if I’d been there back when you were looking for randoms?” Patrick asks, pupils blown wide. “I’ve never done that before, I don’t even know what it would be like, but. I can imagine. I’d want it.”

or, David has some idle talents; Patrick has some fantasies that would put them to use.

Words: 4581, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Schitt’s Creek

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Patrick Brewer, David Rose

Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Roleplay, Dirty Talk, Making Out, Frottage, Oral Sex, SO FLUFFY, post Singles Week

@revolutionaryjo HAS BLESSED US AGAIN!! SO EXCITED TO LISTEN!!!!!

Text: hold on to me as you go

Author: @helvetica-upstart​ Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Pairing: David/Patrick Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Length: 25:36

Author’s Summary: The thing is, sometimes Patrick gets so caught up in paying attention to David that he forgets how good David is at paying attention to him, too.

Which is how he’s taken by surprise when David bolts upright in bed, turns on the lamp, and says, “Patrick, the fourth time we drove by the house was before you proposed.”

Whoops.

a 4+1 (ish) about Patrick and David at the cottage

Recorded for Schitt’s Creek Flufftoberfest!

holy schitt it’s a fic rec

for anyone and everyone (but @im-here-sammy​ the most)

—The Boy Who Doesn’t Exist by falconeggs

To ensure that Patrick never falls in love, he thinks up an impossible boy and casts a spell to tie their destinies together. He doesn’t exactly know that, though, because he’s just a kid when he does it.

—Tonight I’ll Drift In A Dream With You by torakowalski

“Patrick is sleeping,” Alexis says helpfully. “I’m not really sure what David is doing, but earlier he was just sort of smiling dopily at the top of Patrick’s head. It was really gross.”

—In Tea Leaves by taelynhawker

It isn’t just about the tea. Or wanting it to be perfect. It is about those things, but David might also be freaking out a little bit about what he just said to Patrick. Maybe he just needs to see that what he told Ted is true. Sometimes it does work out.

—One Week by lettered @letteredlettered

Every day of the first week of David and Patrick’s relationship.

—All the Things You are to Me by hudders-and-hiddles @wild-aloof-rebel

After accidentally calling David “babe,” Patrick spends weeks trying to find the perfect pet name for him.

—Memorial Weekend by another_hero 

David shook his head again, brought his hands up to his face. “I know, I know, okay, but you,” he said, “are easy to love. And I—” Patrick opened his mouth, but David fluttered a hand in front of him for silence.

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