Next Time You’re Looking To Kill Me Where I Live, I Can Give You My Address For A Less Cruel Method

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stevie Budd/Twyla Sands, Stevie Budd & David Rose, background David/Patrick Characters: Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, David Rose (Schitt’s Creek), Johnny Rose, Jocelyn Schitt, Patrick Brewer Additional Tags: Sharing a Bed, Road Trips, plot-relevant usage of Dixie Chicks Songs, basically a love letter to the Great Lakes, Strap-Ons, Mild Implied Kink, Friends to Lovers, Happy ending!!! Summary:

“I wish I wasn’t watching it all happen from behind the desk,” Stevie had said, and now she’s gotten what she wished for.

The motel burns down. Stevie and Twyla go for a drive.

every animorphs book

chapter 1: my name is jake. I can’t tell you my real name, because I’m the leader of a special group of kids… we’re called the Animorphs. Because we morph into animals and fight aliens.

chapter 16: ‘god, please don’t do this,’ i begged on my knees. Visser Three had all of my loved ones hanging from his claws in his multi-armed alien morph and was slowly squeezing the life out of them. ‘you must either choose them, jake, or the rest of your planet.’ i couldn’t take it. i started to morph into a cockroach.

chapter 23: as i felt my own brain slither down my throat and into my torso to reform into my digestive system, my bones also began to dissolve into dust inside my skin. my eyes shrunk back into my skull and i could see into eternity- i could see my own mind, taken over by the yeerk. i had already taken my last breath as a free creature, now i saw my last vision as a being of this dimension. suddenly, i was gone. and my parents would never even know i had died. was saving the world worth this? i wondered, if anyone on this planet could be forced to prioritize one life over another, what choice would they make? how can any decision be right, or wrong? i closed my mind off, and fell into eternal sleep, my last echoes of thought being of how humanity continued to live on, but not truly alive.

chapter 26: ‘hey, bro, wanna go to mc d’s and grab some fries?’ marco asked, riding by on his skateboard. ‘yeah, that’d be totally radical!’ i answered, whipping out my own razor scooter. as i pulled a nasty kickflip, i felt eyes watching me. turning around, i saw my own dog, and thought of the horrible truth only i knew. we went to the mall to get big macs. it was a good day to not be dead.

The update is so good, i am obsessively rereading already....

Yay that makes my day! I’m so glad you’re enjoying!!!

Chapters: 4/5 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose Additional Tags: Amnesia, Post Season 6, otherwise canon compliant, Friends to Lovers, (re)Found Family, Sharing a Bed, medical inaccuracies lol, some angst but happy ending!!, Mutual Pining Summary:

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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Chapter 4 is up!!! 

@leupagus is my hero for so many reasons, including beta'ing this, writing Rose's Eleven, and owning a great mug

Here's my writing playlist for this fic if you wanna see all the sad songs I listened to writing this chapter!!

THIS IS SO LOVELY!!!! Thank you so much 😍

Hi! I made some art for Watching Through Windows by @helvetica-upstart

i love your amnesia fic!!!!! it’s so good!!1!! not to rush you at all because i know writing takes time but what are your plans in terms of an update schedule.... i need all the updates i can get lmao

I’m so glad you’re enjoying! Ideally I’d love to post every 4 days or so (gotta finish before my internship starts in June!!) but that all depends on how smoothly life and first drafts go haha

I am so obsessed with your fic!!! It's ruining my life in the best way jsyk. Do you know when the next update might be??

Yay I’m glad you’re enjoying! Should be sometime this weekend probably??

by helvetica_upstart

“Would you have picked me up in a bar, if I’d been there back when you were looking for randoms?” Patrick asks, pupils blown wide. “I’ve never done that before, I don’t even know what it would be like, but. I can imagine. I’d want it.”

or, David has some idle talents; Patrick has some fantasies that would put them to use.

Words: 4581, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Schitt’s Creek

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Patrick Brewer, David Rose

Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Roleplay, Dirty Talk, Making Out, Frottage, Oral Sex, SO FLUFFY, post Singles Week

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose Additional Tags: Amnesia, Post Season 6, otherwise canon compliant, Friends to Lovers, (re)Found Family, Sharing a Bed, medical inaccuracies lol, some angst but happy ending!! Summary:

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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Here’s a thing I wrote!!

the line "I wish we had more time than we got David Rose" was in my DREAMS last night and I CRIED when I woke up what have you done

oh god alakdjsk I’m very sorry anon