Hello-i-am-insane - Slightly Dying

*avengers playing kahoot and Peter is in first but misses one question and get bumps to last*

Steve: it’s okay kid-

Peter:

“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

E. coli multiplying in 1940 despite the application of pencillin, becoming the first documented antibiotic resistant bacteria:

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

I honestly forgot just how many series Lilo & Stitch were out here crossing over with.

American Dragon: Jake Long

The Proud Family

Kim Possible

Recess (SOME-FUCKING-HOW)

Sonic the Hedgehog

They were really out here with the clout.

yall, i realized something revolutionary with Ford’s hands (just innocent handholding :] )

the normal human hand has only 4 interdigital spaces from in between the fingers, which means that Ford has 5 spaces if that makes sense.

so when you hold hands with Ford, that extra finger is going to allow his hand to cover your hand on both sides completely engulfing your hand within his!

of course Ford never saw it that way and would always keep the extra finger out thanks to his past insecurity, but you would always wiggle your fingers with a smile and say that the two of you are like a perfect puzzle piece matched together!

the small joke but cute observation of your hands perfectly fitting would make all of his worries wash away and you watch his shoulders relax below his jawline. he will totally get obsessed with this inside joke every time you held hands, in fact ever since then he looks forward to locking your hands within his!

he is such a sweet man with many odd insecurities, but he will see you as the light of his life when you come around. Btw he totally holds your hand in public proud like never before!

this post is for the girls who fall in love with the dark objects they dig up in their secret gardens and no one else. 

1. Do not worry about gaining weight. Ever. But certainly not now just bc you’re in quarantine. 

2. You have permission not to be productive. We are living through a plague and a radical social upheaval. Who tf cares how much you ‘produced’ during this time? No one.

3. Give your day some structure that includes grounding and self care. Be as liberal with this as you can because these are very stressful times and not likely to go away soon.

4. Be kind. Be patient. Be loving. Breathe and give yourself space to feel.

5. Please stop comparing this to video games, zombie franchises or ‘the apocalypse’. First of all those thigns are not real and this is, this is real and happening to people. Second of all those things are made to pretend to be real. They refer to the real world, the real world does not refer to them. Thirdly the effects of this crisis are things that have happened and currently do happen to marginalized communities all over. The difference is now it’s happening to everyone. The ‘apocalypse’ has come to poor people, indigenous people, people in countries victim to imperialism- many times over.

6. Drink water. Sleep well.