Yall, I Realized Something Revolutionary With Ford’s Hands (just Innocent Handholding :] )

yall, i realized something revolutionary with Ford’s hands (just innocent handholding :] )

the normal human hand has only 4 interdigital spaces from in between the fingers, which means that Ford has 5 spaces if that makes sense.

so when you hold hands with Ford, that extra finger is going to allow his hand to cover your hand on both sides completely engulfing your hand within his!

of course Ford never saw it that way and would always keep the extra finger out thanks to his past insecurity, but you would always wiggle your fingers with a smile and say that the two of you are like a perfect puzzle piece matched together!

the small joke but cute observation of your hands perfectly fitting would make all of his worries wash away and you watch his shoulders relax below his jawline. he will totally get obsessed with this inside joke every time you held hands, in fact ever since then he looks forward to locking your hands within his!

he is such a sweet man with many odd insecurities, but he will see you as the light of his life when you come around. Btw he totally holds your hand in public proud like never before!

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hello-i-am-insane

6 years ago

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5 years ago

Reblog if you…

Start friendships with bugs in your house

Wave at plants and animals

Would hang out with a cryptid

Would become friends with a little ghost child

Still make wishes in water fountains

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hello-i-am-insane

5 years ago

Can someone magnify their size too I wanna touch them.

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hello-i-am-insane

5 years ago

With the idea of being a black man and becoming Captain America, it’s been a daunting task because I think, at this day and age in America, I think we are open-minded to the idea of having my face represent us as a country, my race represent us as a country, because we’re truly a melting pot. So there is no distinctive look or feel or design of an American. We’re all Americans.

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hello-i-am-insane

4 years ago

Emotionally constipated and repressed fictional men are SOOOO sexy..... not real men though. get in touch with your emotions ugly

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5 years ago

@dependingonyoursenseofhumor you. Me. The gang. After social distancing we gotta do this.

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

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5 years ago

👣some Cryptid Banners I Made For My Room! They're Just Felt And Hot Glue. Rbs Are Appreciated, So

👣some cryptid banners i made for my room! they're just felt and hot glue. rbs are appreciated, so please don't re-post! 👣

✨live, laugh, lurk!✨

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hello-i-am-insane

5 years ago

I planted some saguaro seeds about a week ago. Who woukda thunk that such large lads start out so smol. (submitted @nolayelde)

this speaks for itself when paired with a pic of the grown plant for scale:

they usually live to be 150+ years old. cutting one down in Arizona, where they’re native, is a felony with a maximum 9 months in prison.

in my brief wikipedia exploration to find out how old they could be for this ask i found out that there was a dude in 1982 who was vandalizing one (which is also highly illegal) by shooting at it and then poking at it, and not only did the 500 pound arm of the cactus he was shooting at fall on top of him, but the actual trunk of the cactus then also proceeded to fall on him. he died. smited by the cactus gods for his transgressions

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