I have so much homework lately 😩
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
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Care to share with the class?
White Bread:
“If the computer ever doesn’t work, he sticks his finger in the socket and becomes the computer.”
“He hasn’t been outside in like, 80 years.”
“He cuts his own hair.”
Charles Xavier:
“He’s Captain Kirk’s father.”
“He comes onto the ship only for parent observation day, and he enjoys a good doughnut.”
Banana:
“He chose his name based on the color of his shirt. When you join the space, they let you pick a new name.”
“He works in the cafeteria, but everybody hates it because he only serves bananas.”
(This child has watched the original series. I don’t understand.)
Martha John:
“She used to be a nun, but she liked the space life instead, so she quit the sisterhood and joined the space.”
“White Bread cuts her hair too, with computer-like precision.”
“She hosts the ship’s karaoke party every Friday, and always opens with ‘My Heart Will Go On’.”
Darren:
“He’s the head of weapons” (said after I insisted that the ship has to have people with practical skills and not just party organizers.)
“When he joined, everyone thought he was so pretty they put his picture up everywhere.”
“He studies aliens but only the little ones.”
Winkle:
“They rescued Winkle from a bacon farm.”
“They give him a spray tan when he feels sad.”
“His job on the ship is he’s an emotional support animal, but he’s also a man.”
Sansha:
“What’s on her head?”
“Okay she studies space bugs, but when she flies around in space her visit only covers part of her face, so there’s bug debris.”
“She doesn’t like Winkle because he’s not a bug.”
“First name: He. Last name: Hears”
“He’s the professional ‘spakeup artist’ (space makeup artist). His job is to make them all look good.”
“Ears are in style right now.”
“His eyeshadow is on fleek.”
Dan:
“Just an ordinary man.”
“His part-time job is fixing the ship’s engines. His full-time job is being a footrest. He sits down and lets people rest their feet on him.”
“They’re not sure he’s human but don’t question him because he might have a deeper power.”
Lieclops:
“He lies.”
“He’s in charge of alien communications because he speaks a bunch of languages, but he only knows how to lie.”
“He has no eyes, only lies. That’s his motto. ‘All lies, no eyes’.”
Hey, I'm stumped on this objection, if it's alright, I want your input on this
"For these types of people I always give them a hypothetical situation for them answer So if you knew your wife was going to die by giving birth to the child would you let Your wife get an abortion or would you let your wife die in the child grow up without a mother?"
What do you think?
I would answer that the choice is never actually that simple. We imagine this cinematic moment where the doctor comes out to talk to the anxious husband in the waiting room and says “Sir, we can only save one of them. Should we save your wife or your child?” and he has to make that choice.
That makes a very dramatic movie scene, but it’s not real.
There are three categories of “life of the mother” situations:
1. Very early pregnancy. Mother has a life threatening condition and cannot be kept stable until the child reaches viability (now around 22 weeks with evidence-based best practices). Even in these situations, a direct abortion isn’t the life-saving care. Usually we’re talking about the mother needing a treatment for her life-threatening condition that risks the life of the baby. Most ethical choice is to treat the mother. If the baby dies as a result of the treatment, that is a tragic loss. If the baby doesn’t die, awesome! In this category, there is no way to save the baby without saving the mother, because if the mother died, the baby would too. Ectopic pregnancies fall in this category because there is currently no way to save the baby. If we developed the ability to get ectopic embryos to successfully re-implant in the uterus, that would become the ethical option.
2. Late-term complications. I’m going out of order here for a reason. This is anything where the mother’s life-threatening health issue starts after viability, but especially when we’re talking 30 weeks and on. Baby’s chance of survival with an early delivery goes up rapidly as baby approaches full term. In these cases, if the mother needs immediate treatment for a life threatening issue, she doesn’t actually need her baby to die. There is no reason to choose between the mother and child. A C-section is actually safer than a late-term abortion, since third trimester abortions usually still involve the mother laboring and delivering a dead baby. If the concern, as posed in the original hypothetical, is that she would “die by giving birth,” then she probably just needs a C-section (or a better doctor).
3. The third category is the most complex one. This is when the life threatening issue for the other begins when the child cannot yet survive outside the womb, but may be able to in a few weeks. This is where the difficult decisions are made. This category includes women diagnosed with cancer who might decide to delay treatment to protect their child until their child can be safely delivered. However, even here we can see examples of mothers who choose to receive treatment without first killing their child, and doctors who find innovative ways to treat life-threatening illnesses without harming preborn children.
The true answer is “save them both.” We can’t always - just as any doctor knows in a triage situation they can’t always save all the patients. The decision of who to save is never based on which patient is more human, more valuable, or more worth saving. The answer is instead based on how the doctor can save the greatest number of patients. If the doctor can save everyone, they do. If the doctor knows a course of action means for sure saving one patient, while another might not make it, but the alternative is losing both, then they will choose to save at least one. We almost never see a situation where the doctor has to arbitrarily choose between two patients - the decision is always based on the condition of each patient, the resources available, how much time there is, etc. There are algorithms for this kind of thing.
Basically I refuse to let unrealistic hypotheticals dictate actual policy on saving children.
Because people believe in the “we can only save one, choose!” scenario, we get doctors telling women that they will die if they don’t get an abortion, and then they cry to the media that they had to go to Colorado or California to get their “life-saving procedure.” The reality is that either the doctor could have treated the mother without first killing the baby and given the baby a chance to survive, or they could have delivered the baby and then treated the mother.
Anyone who says they couldn’t do the first option under ____ state abortion law is either lying or ignorant. If the mother’s condition is actually life-threatening, every state allows doctors to treat the mother. Killing a child doesn’t cure any illness.
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
I have a friend who's in driver's Ed help growing up shouldn't happen this fast
Update: she passed drivers Ed and just needs more hours of driving before she can take the test.
Update: Oh she got her license like a month ago now by the way and I practiced driving with my dad earlier
Update: I have had a driver's license for nearly 6 months
Save what’s left of us. 🙏💔
Hello there, 🙏💔
I’m reaching out with a heart full of both hope and hardship. 😔 My family and I are in Gaza, and life has become a daily struggle due to the ongoing devastation and conflict. 💔🌪️ We’re doing our best to get by, but even the basics are difficult to come by. 🍞💧
I know that people around the world have shown great compassion to those affected by crises. 🌍💙 If you’re able to support us with even a small contribution, like 10 euros, it would truly make a world of difference. ✨🙏 This support would help us meet our needs and take a step closer to finding safety. 🕊️ Our only hope now is to leave Gaza for a safer place where we can rebuild our lives and look forward to a more peaceful future. 🚶♂️🚶♀️❤️
If you were in my place, facing what we face every day, what would you do? Any kindness you can offer would be a light in this darkness.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and for any kindness you can offer. Your compassion means more than words can say, and we deeply appreciate it. 💖🙏
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