Clumsy Clark Kent, Pt. 3

Clumsy Clark Kent, pt. 3

"Lauren Lawrence," Clark said, placing down the folder on the desk in front of Perry White, editor in chief of the Daily Planet. "Our way in," finished Lois Lane. She and Jimmy were standing, arms crossed, just behind Clark in Perry's office.

He smiled. "Impressive," he said. "How'd you do it? And what exactly is she our way into?"

So the three friends recounted the story of how they had arranged to meet on the roof, and the notes and pictures in the file folder. As usual, Perry was not one for patience. Five minutes later, Jimmy Olsen was worrying a keyboard as he waited for the computer to finish- ah- retrieving some footage from Lexcorp grounds. Clark leaned over the desk to watch the progress bar slide slowly towards completion. Lois was pacing a few feet away. Then Clark's hand slipped off the edge of the desk and he banged his head on the corner of the table on his way down. Lois took the time to snort before resuming her pacing.

As Clark got to his feet, Jimmy gave a victorious whoop.

"One hundred percent!" he shouted. "We're in!"

Lois and Clark peered over Jimmy's shoulders to look at the footage.

It was of a lab, with a particle accelerator. Scientists milled about, checking energy levels and measuring charges. Lex Luthor slammed his fist down on a random table and shouted something. The video didn't have any sound, but whatever he'd said, it sent the scientists scurrying. They just managed to make out one word by watching his lips- lawrencium.

"Isn't that, like, really dangerous?" Jimmy asked nervously. "And... currently impossible to synthesize?"

"It is Lex Luthor," Clark said. "Maybe he's figured it out... or at least thinks he has."

On the furthest right side of the periodic table are the noble gases. They have a ring of 8 electrons on the outside. That's what all elements want. The closer they are, the more unstable they are. The ones missing one electron are called halogens. The ones with one too many are called alkali metals. (Don't spend too much time around these) Also, the further down you go in the periodic table, the more radioactive things get. The most radioactive halogen is more radioactive than the most radioactive alkali metal. It's called-you guessed it- lawrencium. Don't stand near it, if they ever do synthesize it. So, with that knowledge, let's continue.

The video showed a woman in a lab coat with cornrow braids getting into a large machine. The trio recognized her as the spokesperson for Lexcorp's scientific department. One lab-coated gentleman pulled a switch, and then there were a few seconds of screaming and... silence. The camera had gone out after that.

"You guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Lois asked.

"We expose that in our first front-page worthy article?" Clark replied, before promptly falling on his face again.

"Sounds good to me," Jimmy finished.

To be continued