Pioneering Something Called "gritted Teeth Optimism" Where Everything Is Gonna Turn Out Okay Even If

Me: *chooses to spend my time editing slides' colours and design instead of studying for my test next week or writing my paper*

Me: *feeling stressed out bcs today is another day I postponed those and now things become more urgent and deadlines are closer*

Saying "I wish I had your problem" to someone is so dismissive my God pls learn social skills

every time i want to start a tarot reading i yawn like crazy like what is this biology

moon in SUB, mars in BRAT,..

can someone else study for me and then let me download the knowledge from their brain by connecting it to my brain or something. on that note, human beings really need to advance faster and create that kind of product bcs I need it. I'd rate it 1 star if I accidentally downloaded other people's trauma tho

Somehow when I say "hey I'm not planning to do X" but then I get the desire to or have to do X, or vice versa like saying "I plan to do X" but I end up not being able to do X. Do u kno what I mean? Moral of the story is people need to stop asking me about my plan bcs it might jinx my plan 😩

Me: *is stressed out*

Also me: *not asking tarot about it bcs I know it will just give me Temperance like it has been doing and it pisses me off*

Me, when people (read: Saturnians) want to compete in a suffering competition by saying that Saturn's effect is worse than Pluto's and that they experience hardship more often:

people: this is how to tap into your dark feminine energy!

also people: *lists down basic things humans can do to stay healthy and productive*

tumblr really should add more dashboard themes. not to sound ungrateful but the limited options are getting old