I Don’t Know Where That Beak Has Been!!

- Clementine Von Radics

Oh it will be a battle of the ages.. It will end with all of us being winners, and then we will leave in a horse drawn carriage while feeding each other chocolate-covered strawberries ☺️ five star match !

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

thnks fr th mmrs … dm me first for my user but feel free to reach me on discord <3 thank you for everything

Toni’s cheeks flushed, giving Megan’s hand a quick squeeze in retaliation. “What a preposterous accusation!” She slightly stumbles over her words. “And on the first date… How lewd.” A quiet huff escaped from her, an attempt at showing off how uninterested she was pretending to be. Her eyebrow twitched, the idea now planted firmly into her head.

“Don’t laugh,” Her free hand began batting at the air, a poor attempt at shooing Megan away. When the waitress walked away, Toni shifted forward to face the other again, tapping her nails on the table. “You play guitar? I didn’t take you as someone who played instruments.” She paused, trying to come up with something. “It’s not that interesting, but I had a belly button piercing for a few years. I kept having to take it out so I stopped putting it back in at some point.”

Toni smiled at their little agreement, flipping her hand to lay palm-up on the table, a silent invitation for Megan to possibly hold her hand. There's no pressure to commit today, but Toni wants Megan to know that she's interested in her.

Her frows burrowed and she puffed out her cheeks at the Amazon woman in front of her. "Don't tell them that! I can pay if I want to."

who do you 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐞 with?

play my personal matchmaker and tell me who you think i should date. wrestlers, celebrities, fictional characters — any / all acceptable.

Vegas Update : Now watching HOF from my hotel room.. Everyone looks so good 😣

[ sms ] to @ofcatcclysm

[ 📲 ] It’s Toni :)

[ 📲 ] Sorry — I got your number from one of the girls.

[ 📲 ] I need a really good nail glue, you were the first person I thought of to help me 😓

I had to go through internet boot camp 😵‍💫 For your own sake, you know everything there is to know.

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

When you stop hanging out with that BROAD Mariah May and starting hanging out with a thick-thighed Hollywood star like moi ❤️

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

I’m posting from the alternate reality where @livmrgn retains ☺️ YAYYY!!!!