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who’s the one person you can’t look at without thinking “what if”?

"There's a bug in my drink. I'm going to sue"

Toni leaned over, looking into the dark-haired girl’s drink. Two manicured nails dipped into the cup, fishing the bug out before quickly whipping it onto the ground. She looked back up at Tatum, face flushing from embarrassment. “Now you don’t have to.”

Nikos Kazantzakis, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Nikos Kazantzakis

( 💬 ) A puppet play date..? Do you have these often?

( 💬 ) Don’t sell yourself so short, dear. The people love you, and your work inside the ring should be celebrated!

( 💬 ) There will always be mistakes, that goes with anything someone does.. But your little tricks make people pay attention ❤️

( 💬 ) It’s hard to imagine you not feeling confident about anything you do 😞

( sms ) @harleycam 📲

( 💬 ) I have a strange request…

( 💬 ) You are knowledgeable about this. So I need your help.

ooc ;;

sorry for my on and off activity — my work-life balance has been really BLAH. i will hopefully get some replies out today and start those text threads i owe ;__; if anyone wants to plot for the event this weekend pls message me for toni or mansoor … i will be most active on sunday (my day off) :-)

Hello Kitty is three apples tall? Hm. So it’s a good thing?

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

We'll put you to bed before watching something scary ❤️

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

Anita Ekberg in "La Dolce Vita", Federico Fellini, 1959

Theresa Harris makes her (uncredited) film debut performing “Daddy Won’t You Please Come Home” in Thunderbolt (1929)

You may only come second to Mariah, unfortunately. The role can be yours if you get that tramp stamp.

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝