If I Was With Mercedes, I Wouldn’t Know If I Should Be Jealous Or Proud.. Is It Like A Mix Of Both?

Madame is the greatest star of them all.

Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd. (1950) dir. Billy Wilder

Tonight I’m watching from my hotel, unfortunately. Last night was weird and I drank too much. Congratulations to everyone so far ☺️ I am cheering you all on from my room

[ 📲 ] Oh thank goodness 🙏 Thank you so much

[ 📲 ] It’s less for my nails and more for a weird piece of plastic that means a lot to me? 🥲 It would also just be nice to have a really good nail glue just in case

[ 📲 ] I don’t remember half of my trip, so.. I think I had fun! Was it memorable for you?

[ sms ] to @ofcatcclysm

[ 📲 ] It’s Toni :)

[ 📲 ] Sorry — I got your number from one of the girls.

[ 📲 ] I need a really good nail glue, you were the first person I thought of to help me 😓

Well if I had as many as she does, I would even bring them to doctors appointments. To have one to bring for every occasion throughout the day 😮‍💨 I can’t say I’m not jealous…

mercedes is allowed to bring her titles around wherever she wants and let me tell you they are great conversation starters.

I do not keep up with the gossip… I think we’re breaking up… My connection is soo bad up here… Bye.

Ohh um… You can bring a friend! I don’t know if you accidentally asked anyone 🥲 My head is spinny

Do you think they have fancy beer in Vegas? Like those drinks with lollies and slices of cake on them?

I’ll buy you a drink before you steal my darling Mina away 😣

( 💬 ) Oh my darling, I saw you get into it with AZM...

( 💬 ) It may not be exactly what you expected, but now you can give AZM a piece of your mind and also get a chance at the title in the same match!

( 💬 ) When you are free, I'll come by and help you with my big strong arms 💪

( sms ) to @venuslcve

( 💬 ) My Morning Star ⭐️ How are you settling in?

( 💬 ) If you need help with anything, just ask ❤️

You only want me for my fancy beer 💔

@hcllywoodending I just want it on the record; they made me. I do still love you.

The abbreviated number is the same pronunciation as the words, no?

tell me your last “i was today years old when i learned” moment. mine was realizing that first, second… etc, have the ending to the abbreviated number like 1st, 2nd. 💥

Perhaps we can get you the best of both worlds.. I’ll buy you a fancy beer - in a glass bottle - and then you can smash it off of someone’s head!

I’m going to find you the biggest, most beautiful, and fanciest beer money can buy 🍻 We will put an expensive topper on it and everything