You Only Want Me For My Fancy Beer 💔

marilyn monroe and fatback televisions

I’m very glad that my little aesthetic is sticking into everyone’s head. All of these answers make so much sense.

You do now. I’ll cut you in line and with a little knife. Get away from my woman!

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.

[ 📲 ] It’s not like anything is wrong, it’s just a lot to figure out

[ 📲 ] Plus, I barely remember it 😕 We didn’t even get a proper picture with Elvis

[ 📲 ] I’ll bring some good soap home for my shirt and your beard

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

You and Thekla… seemed very close… Closer than before 😓

I do not keep up with the gossip… I think we’re breaking up… My connection is soo bad up here… Bye.

aw, I should’ve known that our little hangman was such a gentleman! If you two get drunkenly hitched in Vegas, give me and my ladies a call 🤭 We will be great entertainment

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

[ sms ] to @themegasus

[ 📲 ] Megan. Perhaps this is forward of me.

[ 📲 ] Would you like to accompany me on a walk around Tokyo?

[ 📲 ] Drinks are on me tonight ☺️

[ sms ] to @ofcatcclysm

[ 📲 ] It’s Toni :)

[ 📲 ] Sorry — I got your number from one of the girls.

[ 📲 ] I need a really good nail glue, you were the first person I thought of to help me 😓

You are going to give someone alcohol poisoning

new drinking game:

take a shot every time they mention the shield.