In A Perfect World, I Get To Keep My Belt 24/7 And Continue To Bring It To Business Dinners And Events.

[ 📲 ] I can help you bring some things over instead of drinks, my darling ❤️

[ 📲 ] Can you believe I am married! I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it...

[ 📲 ] I'll be around tomorrow night, if you'd like to meet then

incoming text ... @hcllywoodending

[ sms ] — my starlight, i did not know you would be here in vegas ! i thought you were resting as a star should. how are you doing ? is everything going all well ?

[ sms ] — we need to catch up soon since i am here still and won't be leaving until the event closes. after this, i am completely free !

Sunset Boulevard (1950, dir. Billy Wilder)

Screenland Magazine, September 1929

[ sms ] to @ofcatcclysm

[ 📲 ] It’s Toni :)

[ 📲 ] Sorry — I got your number from one of the girls.

[ 📲 ] I need a really good nail glue, you were the first person I thought of to help me 😓

Betty Paige - Teaserama

who : @rockhardjuicerobinson when : april 17 where : florida . daddio farm

Patches of grass and gravel crunched underneath Toni’s boots as she looked for a spot to set up her blankets and snacks. Most of the good spots had been taken by others who had arrived earlier than she had, so now she was completely determined to find a spot that was good enough.

She had brought ‘pigs in a blanket,’ as explained to her by Liv. Cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough — It was an easy recipe she had learned when she first started being invited to shows and their subsequent after parties. It made a good first impression. They were cheap and easy to make, and everyone seemed to enjoy them, so somewhere down the line they became a staple for Toni to bring to events.

The weather was cold for it being May in Florida. Sixty degrees is not ideal, but it’s times like these that Toni is grateful for being partnered with a clothing brand. She was dressed very comfortably, an animal print hoodie hung loosely from her frame, SPLX branded sweatpants to top off the cozy outfit. Her hair was still curled from Dynamite the night before - albeit pulled up haphazardly so she could put her blankets down - and her face was stripped of the dramatic red lip she had become known for.

A ‘Trader Joe’s’ branded tote bag was dropped onto the ground in front of her. She pulled out a large blanket to lay on the dirt, another to wrap around her shoulders. While making her way outside, Toni managed to throw a couple of snacks and drinks into her bag. Thus, with a ‘thump’ of her landing butt-first onto the blanket, she had firmly planted herself in a spot where she would stay for the rest of the night.

who do you 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐞 with?

play my personal matchmaker and tell me who you think i should date. wrestlers, celebrities, fictional characters — any / all acceptable.

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

[ 📲 ] LOL. I wish that were real.

[ 📲 ] I recently found out that I was being considered for Damage CTRL 🫠 Maybe they didn’t want me to join that bad

[ 📲 ] I don’t think I would’ve stood out in the group as much as I do now.

stirring the pot | @hcllywoodending

[📲 toni] yknow there's a rumor going around that i saw

[📲 toni] about how you actually begged for wwe to make you look like a fool so you could get the heck outta there fast

Ohh um… You can bring a friend! I don’t know if you accidentally asked anyone 🥲 My head is spinny

If you bring me a fancy beer, I can show you my fun party trick where I mix beer and whiskey and get a headache.