"There's A Bug In My Drink. I'm Going To Sue"

would you rather have your name whispered in every room or forgotten by history but loved by one?

Having my name whispered in every room is basically what being a wrestler is like. So, if I had the choice, I would like to be loved by one.

AHHH my darling mina .. I wasn’t told how many pretty girls would be on here ❤️ Where are you living now? I long to see your beautiful face again …

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Okay, okay, very fair… I won’t peer pressure you — It truly is amazing the opportunities we get in this business, I mean, as much as I love AEW, nothing compares to the hustle and bustle of Wrestlemania. However, I will always be available for a little lazy hour or two.

my mania plans ?? probably a little gambling , a little fun in the sun and then work because i'm going to be absolutely busy all weekend. 😫

Giancarlo Botti, Romy Schneider chez elle en France, 1974

From the desk of Toni Storm ⋆♫˚.⋆⭒.˚⋆ April 22nd

The plastic ring around her finger became somewhat of a comfort object overnight. Toni sat on the edge of her once-shared bed, gently turning the plastic around her digit and pressing a thumb into the sticky parts where it was once a lolly.

Marriage. What a strong commitment to make to someone she broke away from. It wasn’t a decision that came lightly when she was asked the first time around. Toni began traveling globally, Joseph was in Japan, the time zones and the distance was hard. She had always assumed it was a mutual break between them. Yet, once they had both signed to become All Elite, the distance closed between them and a feeling inside her chest told her she was missing something.

That something still stayed at home and took care of Toni, running hot baths and holding the ice on her back when she needed it. It was the same something that would sit across the dining room table, making jokes and cleaning up after she had cooked. Something that had made time to watch movies and cheer her on from home when he had been injured and in pain. Maybe Toni was a fool for thinking there was nothing between them anymore. Maybe ‘fool’ was putting it too nicely.

Fuck.

That was the first word that came to mind.

Shit.

The second word she could think of.

Toni stood up, pacing around the room in an attempt to get her mind thinking straight. Maybe Toni wanted to have a wedding.

She chewed on the plastic that marked their vows to one another. A wedding surrounded by friends and family.

The plastic turned white, threatening to break. And maybe, just maybe, Toni would rather have done it sober.

The ring cracked between her teeth. Dammit.

thnks fr th mmrs … dm me first for my user but feel free to reach me on discord <3 thank you for everything

truth: who is the most pleasing on the eyes in your opinion? dare: tag who you think is the phoniest person here.

I'm sorry everyone, @fightingglamour is the prettiest girl at the party. @skullandbcnes is phony for not coming 😔 ( affectionate )

[ 📲 ] Yeah, we were drunk.

[ 📲 ] I don’t think there’s any official paperwork we get for getting married by Elvis, so we can just pretend nothing happened.

[ 📲 ] And my ring pop melted into one of my shirts 😠

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

Let’s all talk about my butt! 🍑

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

𝒍𝒆𝒕’𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚… 𝑭, 𝑴, 𝑲!

come to my inbox and leave three names and i’ll sort them into fuck, marry, or kill!