Sighs...........

y,uour'e cool i like you,,,🗣️

WHA?MMNS whA?!!! I JUST OPENED MY INBOX?NNNKSK THANKYOU??? THSNKYOU??? COOL PERSON LIKES ME?!?(2(?$#!$!!$!)((#?#?!$(#)#?#?$!)#?"?#?#?#?#??$9#?? /combusts into sprinkles

(i luv ur shtick person)

Therefore, You and Me

How Your Characters Might Flirt Using Food (Because Food = Love)

Because sometimes “I love you” sounds like “did you eat?”

“I saved the last piece for you.” → Literal affection disguised as generosity.

“This isn’t as good as the one you like, but it’s close.” → Translation: I pay attention.

“Try this. No, just—trust me.” → Feeding them is flirting. End of story.

“I remembered you don’t like onions, so I left them out.” → That’s a love letter.

“I burned it. You’re eating it anyway.” → Domestic chaos = love language unlocked.

“You always steal bites, so I got you your own.” → He saw, he adapted. Soulmate.

“You’re not allowed to fall in love with anyone who cooks better than me.” → Petty? Maybe. Adorable? Absolutely.

What if we started calling ppl baby in a romantic way bcz a long time ago a husband was jealous of the baby bcz the wife was paying attention to the baby so she teased him by calling him a baby with a sarcastically sweet voice but bcz the husb was so STUPIDLY tone deaf he didnt realize and played into it

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

Dear shower havers,

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ADJUST THE THING TO HE THEBCORRECT TEMPERATURE??? I BE OUT HERE TURNIN THE KNOB THANG TO THE LEFT A LIL THEN 5 SECONDS LATER TO THE RIGHT A BIT

and repeat.

until the shower ends.

is this not the definition of medieval torture?

PLEASE

Theres either scorching burn marks across my back or suddenly im Anna in the Frozen 1 movie

CAN I PRINT THESE HHHH HOBO HOBO HOBO MY BELOVVDEDYSGSJOSGDB

Oh btw I made these stickers! I'll probably get them printed someday

To live is one thing, and to be living is another.

Noli, I think you're putting your hatred and bitter towards the wrong guy.

kind of butt but i spent too long not to share. here is footage of noli driving himself to madness and to beef with a 10 year old

THATS??? WHAT IT WAS??? THATS SO MUCH BETTER I THOUGHT THEY WERE USING TANGO AS A GUINEA PIG TO CLICK THE EVIL RED BUTTON (or maybe i just watched despicable me yesterday.)

Everyone in the mingling has devious arachnophobia (except theoraur) so when there's a spider tango has to catch it

Source: im literally direct dog man