THATS??? WHAT IT WAS??? THATS SO MUCH BETTER I THOUGHT THEY WERE USING TANGO AS A GUINEA PIG TO CLICK

THATS??? WHAT IT WAS??? THATS SO MUCH BETTER I THOUGHT THEY WERE USING TANGO AS A GUINEA PIG TO CLICK THE EVIL RED BUTTON (or maybe i just watched despicable me yesterday.)

Everyone in the mingling has devious arachnophobia (except theoraur) so when there's a spider tango has to catch it

Source: im literally direct dog man

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10 months ago

No yeah this is s so you.

I introduced Dialtown to my friend over the holidays, and they have now become heavily obsessed. (you know who you are.)

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10 months ago

Do people think the way I think? Feel the way I think? Love the way I love? Maybe they all do... Maybe they don't... If only communication wasn't that hard they had to come up with ANOTHER communication tactic


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10 months ago

Made my alarm Oliver's theme and I woke up bopping my head at 5 am (well, 5:07 am but still) /srs

THIS IS HOW GOOD OLIBERS THEME IS


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10 months ago

What if we started calling ppl baby in a romantic way bcz a long time ago a husband was jealous of the baby bcz the wife was paying attention to the baby so she teased him by calling him a baby with a sarcastically sweet voice but bcz the husb was so STUPIDLY tone deaf he didnt realize and played into it


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2 weeks ago
So Im In Love With Her

so im in love with her


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10 months ago

Is... IS THAT SILLY SPACE YEEHAW MAN?!!!!! (two days late from 4th o' July idc shutuudp eplsosppz)

Is... IS THAT SILLY SPACE YEEHAW MAN?!!!!! (two Days Late From 4th O' July Idc Shutuudp Eplsosppz)

I am so normal about this man (pLUSH. XOME FASTER. PLZ. PLZ.) (p.s, i used a reference but i forgor who the artist was i just saw it on pinterest)


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3 weeks ago

Hmmm longer than anticipated nap

Yes, yes, I approve of all this information. Very nice. 10/10.

i think i'm having mental issues...

I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...
I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...
I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...
I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...

wanna see isopods? i like you

isopods are so cool,,,, im the same but with cicadas, wanna hear cicada facts? there are many many cicada species (more than 3.000) but a lot are undescribed :( i think thats because people normally refer to them as two types, annual and periodical, periodical cicadas are the ones ppl are more interested in because they spend more than 10 years being nymphs underground until they emerge to the surface to become actual cicadas, and also I think that's why they are or were a symbol of rebirth in China, and I have a few more thoughts about it

one of them is that the cicadas' defense method in nature is.. dying. yes, dying. LET ME EXPLAIN: when cicadas emerge to the surface, they emerge in veery long groups, right? that's because they only have like 3 weeks to live when they are actual cicadas, and they mate in that period of time (A curious fact is that they use that buzz sound of their wings to attract each other, both when there is a predator nearby or when they are looking for someone to mate with, and only the males can make this sound with their tail and wings, it's like snapping your fingers.) and they also die in long groups, close to trees, but to the point, THEY DIE TO LET OTHERS LIVE and that's because predators hungry blah blah and they want to eat them. they let them eat them, predators are satisfied but there are still too many cicadas, predators don't eat them because they don't need it, CICADAS LIVE!!!! or at least the rest of em

i made a cicada poem like a year and half ago and yeah they are my favorite insect (as if my name isn't literally cicada but with aesthetic numbers with no meaning)

and psst.. there were also giant cicadas in Palaeontinidae... I need to research more about them because it sounds very cool

CW: cicadas illustration above

I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...

annual (left) and periodical (right) cicadas (credits to the illustrator because i found this in pinterest X_x)

OK IM DONE I LOVE CICADAS AND ISOPODS ARE VERY COOL I LOVE LITTLE NICHE CREATURES

3 weeks ago

haha loSer imagine goinf instINCt.... im sorry scandinaaviea that was very unfair to you

y dos he look lik shrimp... or fish ... what is a sacambamnwurs

Sacabambaspis is a type of fish that actually existed in real life! Unfortunately, they are an extinct species, but they were discovered in Sacaba around the 1980s, if I’m not mistaken. They lived over 460 million years ago!

I made him a Sacabambaspis because I thought it was a funny combination, and also because I’ve never seen a coolkid sona in shades of gray before…

AND ALSO!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING :3 I appreciate it

3 weeks ago

Haha lookie I am 2 of the 4 msg screenshots... will read all other things ever after nap probbaly

i think i'm having mental issues...

I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...
I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...
I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...
I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...

wanna see isopods? i like you

isopods are so cool,,,, im the same but with cicadas, wanna hear cicada facts? there are many many cicada species (more than 3.000) but a lot are undescribed :( i think thats because people normally refer to them as two types, annual and periodical, periodical cicadas are the ones ppl are more interested in because they spend more than 10 years being nymphs underground until they emerge to the surface to become actual cicadas, and also I think that's why they are or were a symbol of rebirth in China, and I have a few more thoughts about it

one of them is that the cicadas' defense method in nature is.. dying. yes, dying. LET ME EXPLAIN: when cicadas emerge to the surface, they emerge in veery long groups, right? that's because they only have like 3 weeks to live when they are actual cicadas, and they mate in that period of time (A curious fact is that they use that buzz sound of their wings to attract each other, both when there is a predator nearby or when they are looking for someone to mate with, and only the males can make this sound with their tail and wings, it's like snapping your fingers.) and they also die in long groups, close to trees, but to the point, THEY DIE TO LET OTHERS LIVE and that's because predators hungry blah blah and they want to eat them. they let them eat them, predators are satisfied but there are still too many cicadas, predators don't eat them because they don't need it, CICADAS LIVE!!!! or at least the rest of em

i made a cicada poem like a year and half ago and yeah they are my favorite insect (as if my name isn't literally cicada but with aesthetic numbers with no meaning)

and psst.. there were also giant cicadas in Palaeontinidae... I need to research more about them because it sounds very cool

CW: cicadas illustration above

I Think I'm Having Mental Issues...

annual (left) and periodical (right) cicadas (credits to the illustrator because i found this in pinterest X_x)

OK IM DONE I LOVE CICADAS AND ISOPODS ARE VERY COOL I LOVE LITTLE NICHE CREATURES

11 months ago

If duolingo somehow got a clone (or a child), would they be called 'The Duo Duo™' ?


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