He's On The Hat

i'm so sorry that i couldn't find you, kid.

This is EXACTLY the type of funfact I expected from Sergeant Norm Gaylor Allen. Thankyou.

Funfact: uhm i dont know. YOU provide the funfact for once!!!

Did y’all know that b’cause o’ th’ effects o’ time dilation, if ya had a spacecraft that could accelerate at 1G (9.8 m/s2) indefinitely, ya could cross th’ entire Milky Way in ‘bout TWELVE GODDAMN YEARS, despite travelin’ ‘bout 100,000 light years.

That damn devil child probably ain’t even that old.

I want these so bad. I WANT THEM SO HAD. PLEASE. PELASE. PELASE. BREAKS INTO YOYR HOUSE AND SNATCHES THEM IN MY POCKET GGGRRGRGGGHH

Guys what stage of infection is this

ermm.... Guyss....s. ..!.?

PETER PETER PERER LETER PETER 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

✨🌠Peter, my beautiful beautiful prince. ☎️📞

You're not supposed to COMMENT???

so many heads and so little brains, how does it even happen

Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.

woah

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎."

wish i had a sword right about now

>:}

Abel i feel like your head would be so easy to yOINK and pick you up like a bunny.

“i feel like if you attempted to pick me up by my head it would fall off..”

“that is NOT an invitation to try.”

camera 🐶☀️ art 🥀🚬