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OWH MEINZ GOTTZ THAMKYOU THE SO VERY MUCH!1!1!1!1!2 i dident check my notifs and only saw this because i was scrolling your account....(ILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUG)

(I am so inlove wifh flug pleadpeleasepleasepleadeplease I WANT TO KISSHIM AAAAAAAAA)

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SOLDIER ESPECIALLY IN 2024 NEARLY ALL CONTENT I FIND OF VILLANOS ITSELF IS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO 🙏🙏🙏💥💥💥💥

I love Flug

here's another one for you

(Thank youuu🙏🏻🥹💕 I feel the same... so I had to take things into my own hands. no matter where I go I'm the only one posting consistently since more than just a few months before giving up or moving on... I'm in the official server and I get barely or no reaction, nobody else posts, but I keep going like my life depends on it. I can't help it, my autism won't let it go. I've been here without a break since 2017 so... it's safe to say I'm not going away)

so im in love with her

Woah

Thing's Rambles #2: Ultra-processed food (AKA, pre-digested food)

Ultra-processed food is really just pre-digested food. And not in the sense that its been digested by someone else, and we're eating poop.

(Not AS long ramble below)

There are four groups:

- Unprocessed

- Processed ingredients

- Processed

- Ultra-processed

Items in the unprocessed section includes:

Apples, milk, vegetables.

Items in the processed ingredients includes:

Salt, honey, butter, etc etc.

Items in the processed section includes:

Bread, packaged sliced fruit, wine, and canned food.

Items in the ultra-processed section includes:

Packaged cereal, spam, packaged sliced bread, potato chips, sliced cheese

In order to fit in these criteria, you need to be a natural ingredient for non-processed; slightly processed ingredients for processed ingredients(e.g, salt needs to undergo a certain process to become from water to a rock, much like honey), regularly processed food for processed section.

Do note that processed does not necessarily mean automatically bad, all processed means is that the object has undergone a certain process and is different from its natural state. For example, a homemade apple pie is processed food because its changed from its natural state (apples, flour, etc).

Where processed is taken too far though, is ultra-processed. Do you know what happens to 'pre-digested' food? By definiton ultra-processed means industrial ingredients that are made with industrial techniques. So we're not even eating natural food, its all industrial. Lemme stop yapping; what exactly does this all mean?

In a factory, the natural ingredient is taken and broken down to its very molecule, mixed together plush some chemicals, and forms a 'sludge' the manufacturer can mold into anything they can imagine — imitating the 'real' food. Can you imagine that? The food is processed so severely, its been broken down to molecules in a process similar to human digestion. Hence, why its called pre-digested.

See the problem with pre-digested food — aside from the fact a great deal of nutrients is lost from the process — is that since the food is already 'partially' digested, the intestine does less work to break it down, thus, takes less time to digest an ultra-processed meal. But the body is already expecting having to work to gain nutrients from food, so then what happens? Not enough, evidently. Even if the body has recieved the same amount of calories, nutrients, vitamins, etc. the signals sent to the brain still reads 'not full'.

So you've eaten enough, but you're still hungry. The chemicals of these ultra-processed food not only make you think you need food, but also to make you CRAVE food. It's basically hacked your dopamine production.

Foods that are easier and faster to digest, also is easier and faster to go to our brain. Thats why drugs that work quick — such as smoking — is much more addictive. They make you CRAVE it, and once your body systems get used to it, they make you NEED it.

What could make all this better, is if the public knows. Its not exactly private information, but also information thats kicked under the bed.

The worse part is, in my opinion, is that it's EVERYWHERE. 95% of those healthy things you see in grocery stores? Ultra-processed. Even those yucky healthy cereals, and grain bars. I guess I'll be doing some research later to find meals that arent ultra-processed (atleast not as much) but still taste good and isnt expensive af idk man :(

Time for the funfact section!!

Funfact: This ramble specifically was only 550 (ish) words!

Funfact: You cant escape corporate greed!

Funfact: It's in the fashion industry, the food industry, whatever you consume, corporate greed is behind it!

Funfact: Yeah I dont think there's anything fun about ultra-processed food.

Funfact: Study shows association of ultra-processed food with cancer and depression in women

I dont know why they added women, I feel like it'd be depressing for both if you're eating this garbage every day.

P.S, dont feel guilty for eating them, I do too. This is what I mean by no one can truly escape it.

We are mice born in a world where the floor is glue-trap.

haha loSer imagine goinf instINCt.... im sorry scandinaaviea that was very unfair to you

y dos he look lik shrimp... or fish ... what is a sacambamnwurs

Sacabambaspis is a type of fish that actually existed in real life! Unfortunately, they are an extinct species, but they were discovered in Sacaba around the 1980s, if I’m not mistaken. They lived over 460 million years ago!

I made him a Sacabambaspis because I thought it was a funny combination, and also because I’ve never seen a coolkid sona in shades of gray before…

AND ALSO!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING :3 I appreciate it

guys plz plz plz plz help something happened to me suddenly all object heads are hot to me and i instinctively say smash in my head help help gelp whats happenign

Therefore, You and Me

hrmn hrmn currentlyhy thunking what stupid petty crimes he's commit... hrmn hrmn..

I need to see more art of Randy being sassy/not giving a fuck. Make that man COOL. Make that man HATE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING around him he lived in a DUMPSTER for god knows how many years that town did NAWT do him justice. Make him CONFIDENT make him do dumb shit he'd regret make him AWESOME.

You're not supposed to COMMENT???

so many heads and so little brains, how does it even happen

WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1

The Wheel of Wow!

hello everyone! happy valentine's day, happy dialtown anniversary! welcome to The Wheel Of Wow!

ao3 link here!

The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:

-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!

we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.

our final setlist is as follows:

He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator

Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate

Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes

You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees

Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature

Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties

Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties

There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees

(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)

while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.

the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.

this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!

happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!