No Yeah This Is S So You.

"Sup girl, wanna be my gf? /lip bite?"

"No thx, Im taken. :)"

"Ion see no man witchu?"

Proceeds to make out with a mirror.

woah this is actually like so cool

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

killa 007n7 and his little imp

How Your Characters Might Flirt Using Food (Because Food = Love)

Because sometimes “I love you” sounds like “did you eat?”

“I saved the last piece for you.” → Literal affection disguised as generosity.

“This isn’t as good as the one you like, but it’s close.” → Translation: I pay attention.

“Try this. No, just—trust me.” → Feeding them is flirting. End of story.

“I remembered you don’t like onions, so I left them out.” → That’s a love letter.

“I burned it. You’re eating it anyway.” → Domestic chaos = love language unlocked.

“You always steal bites, so I got you your own.” → He saw, he adapted. Soulmate.

“You’re not allowed to fall in love with anyone who cooks better than me.” → Petty? Maybe. Adorable? Absolutely.

i'm so sorry that i couldn't find you, kid.

chicken jockey

Freaking losers

oh yeah and this

He hungers

im actually so inlovve with thhurs norm my beloved norm im so finlove enorm NORM NOEM NMDMHANDM NOOOORRRMMMMMNSJJ

.....NORM, BABY, LEARN HOW TEXTING WORKS <3

WHA,.X.,., what aRE YOU TSLKING SBOUT.

You guys ever think your hairbrush is staring at you and its slowly becoming sentient but just cant talk

I AM INLOVE WIHT HIS I WISH I COULD GET IT AJRGJSKDDJFGWOXH😭😭😭😭

@littlesliceofimmortality's mingus standee is so cool PLEASE go get one of your own. SHE LITERALLY TWIRLS!!!