Proceeds To Make Out With A Mirror.

"Sup girl, wanna be my gf? /lip bite?"

"No thx, Im taken. :)"

"Ion see no man witchu?"

Proceeds to make out with a mirror.

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10 months ago

Yoyoyo? No way? Hat is actually doin' an intro post?? BAHAHAAAA ALRIIIGHTY LETS DO THIS WITH NO REFERENCE WHATSOEVER!!!I am sooo the very best at intro posts, I assure you

I usually go by Thing, NOT ANYMORE!!! I AM HAT NOW!!!! HI!!!!! am a WEMEN and am aa MINOR KEY!1!1!1!

but hey Hat0nie/Hat is pretty fine aswell! (totally not my roblox user I keyboard smashed to get hhh) MY PRONOUNS ARE U/S/A!!!!!!!! (actually its sheher but if you flipped it it'd be like Hershey chocolates so like sillh)

Onto my interests: I LIKE ARTS. ARTYY stufff... Traditional, watercolour, clay, and kinda aueh workin' on digital aswell! Point is, I just like creating. And reading! And and... I donno man I just find whatever to fill my time

(Jack of all trades yet master of none... BUT IT'S DAMN FUN!!!)

Main fandom: I forgot uhhh hmmm... Forsaken, Dialtown, and I forgorgor my ocs I gues????

edit: so i just figured out why ppl tag... sO HERES MINE 🔥🔥🔥

Stuff i made n stuff: #Thing Creates

just wana say stuf(?): #Thing Yaps

Reblogs: #Thing Reblogs

(these r my two fav colours btw!)

(they're still Thing because I'm too lazy to change it okay)

[last updated may 11]


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3 weeks ago

realizing I never put these here but I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH

I really should’ve made my head my digimon tomagatchi but fuck it we ball. Lighter.

Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
Realizing I Never Put These Here But I MADE MESELF SPRITES HEHEH
10 months ago

He's on the hat

He's On The Hat

Damn right he is. I can’t tell ya how much I enjoy this drawin’, pardner.


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1 month ago
More Forsaken Art
More Forsaken Art
More Forsaken Art

More Forsaken Art

Also the noob I drew here was past noob- so this isn’t how I draw them in Forsaken

Also I made Taph sign Auslan since I don’t know asl

1 month ago
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.

go my shitty whiteboard comic that was supposed to be based off my killer skill issue but uh.

bonus:

Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.

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10 months ago

Guys i know hhis is stuposed to be the funni but DAMN LOOK AT THAT COOKIE CAAAKEEE [drools]

hat0nie - The Hatzer

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10 months ago

I want these so bad. I WANT THEM SO HAD. PLEASE. PELASE. PELASE. BREAKS INTO YOYR HOUSE AND SNATCHES THEM IN MY POCKET GGGRRGRGGGHH

Guys what stage of infection is this

Guys What Stage Of Infection Is This
Guys What Stage Of Infection Is This
Guys What Stage Of Infection Is This

ermm.... Guyss....s. ..!.?


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2 weeks ago
page 1. two panels- milton and post-dialup-milton, whose head is a blank-faced wooden wall phone, sit across from one another. milton looks tired, and is wearing only a button-up and a tie, while phone-milton is dressed more elaborately, with a blazer and a hat in addition. shots of milton are in dark, cool and muted blues, while phone-milton is in warm, light, reddish creamy colors.
the text says: 

On occasion, after long days of discussions about policy and longer nights arguing about Cal's plans, Milton talks to a man in the mirror. 

The man in the mirror is from the future, and he tells Milton about how wonderful it is there. A wooden Ericsson N2200B sits atop his shoulders. He describes the changed world he lives in- not free of famine, strife, and hardship, but with far less of it to go around.
page 2. one panel, a closeup on hands. phone-milton places his hand overtop milton's.
text:
"We helped the world, Milt," he says, "We saved so many people."

Milton doesn't know what to say to that.
page 3, 1 panel. milton and phone-milton look at one another, phone-milton gestures with one hand.

"It's the march of progress," says the man in the mirror. 

"Like the printing press."

			"Like the lobotomy."

"Like the smallpox vaccine."

			"Like the atom bomb."

The man in the mirror doesn't know what to say to that.
page 4, 3 panels. phone milton looks down in consideration, then looks up back at milton. text:

He thinks, for a moment, and responds:

"You can't stop the future, Milt."

the final panel shows milton and phone-milton in silhouette.
text:
On that, Milton supposes, they agree.

realized i had this in my drafts and planned to post it a month or two after the wheel dropped and then forgot about it. oops! here you go

"why does it feel like i just got scammed", my contribution to the wheel of wow, a small dialtown fic collection comprised of randomly-generated ships written and illustrated by our group of friends! we released it this past valentine's day, and i'm unbearably proud to be a part of it. please take a gander if you haven't!

the ship generated for this one was, uh, milton r. wallace/milton r. wallace. well i hope you like it (please check under the cut for the feelings/concepts behind the comic and my ramblings on the dialup!)

ive been thinking a lot about the dialup lately and like. okay. milton was opposed from day 1, he never Stopped being opposed, but- obviously the dialup is Unfathomably Unethical, i agree with this. a violation of bodily autonomy on a high-incomprehensible scale. but there is that little nagging doubt, what IF it all went exactly according to how callum said it would, if it accomplished all the improvements to people's lives that it was meant to? (given everything we know it seems unlikely it ever WOULD.)

but damn if me, i, griffin, were posed with the choice to press a button where "quality of life improves significantly for like everyone on earth, and also phone heads happen" i would probably definitely press the button. now, i dont think milt would, but like, this comic is meant to explore that bit of doubt, that little voice of callum's in his head going on about changing the world, helping people. what IF it was possible, what IF it worked.

which is also why, in this, hypothetical post-dialup-milton talks more like callum than he does milton (hence why he specifically calls him "milt" and not "milton" on the last page). that little needling voice of doubt speaking up, that after consideration (ie, this conversation) just solidifies his conviction- that the dialup is something horrible, but also not something he feels like he has the power to stop, anymore.

also phone head notes!

it's an ericsson n2200 wooden wall phone, as mentioned in the first page

i wanted an ericsson model specifically since that's the same company that made callum's model (an ericsson dbh of some kind)- playing on the "made in his image"/callum-as-god theme.

unlike callum's model, this is a wooden phone specifically- it's primarily made of organic materials.

the front is completely blank. there's lots of bits and bobs on rotary phones that can read as facial features- dials, bells- i wanted him to be as blank and faceless as possible, removal of expression and individuality. he's not as much a person anymore, he's a vehicle for callum's ideas and ambitions.

1 month ago

so silly so silly

she two on my time til i’m reborn

ok doodle dump. i am NOT an artist and like never draw but no one can stop me.

She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn
She Two On My Time Til I’m Reborn

screenshot credit for the LIVE BLUUDUDE REACTION goes to @/fallenwillow21 i love it so much. EVERYONE WHO IS IN THIS FANDOM IS SO TALENTED. BY THE WAY……. CONSIDER THIS MY TERRIBLE APPLICATION LET ME IN…….!!!!!


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10 months ago

Yo this looks cooool...

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