Would You Rather.

im actually so inlovve with thhurs norm my beloved norm im so finlove enorm NORM NOEM NMDMHANDM NOOOORRRMMMMMNSJJ

.....NORM, BABY, LEARN HOW TEXTING WORKS <3

Condiments are the best thing omg imagine not liking somethinf because of taste/texture and then BOOM. coat it in this badboy and baadabooey

OR OR OR

It turns it into a whole other dish. Like

[insert meme that I totally have]

An apple slice - "A platypus?" (simple fruit)

With mayo - "Perry the platypus?!!" (fruit salad)

"Sup girl, wanna be my gf? /lip bite?"

"No thx, Im taken. :)"

"Ion see no man witchu?"

Proceeds to make out with a mirror.

Guys i know hhis is stuposed to be the funni but DAMN LOOK AT THAT COOKIE CAAAKEEE [drools]

Haha lookie I am 2 of the 4 msg screenshots... will read all other things ever after nap probbaly

i think i'm having mental issues...

wanna see isopods? i like you

isopods are so cool,,,, im the same but with cicadas, wanna hear cicada facts? there are many many cicada species (more than 3.000) but a lot are undescribed :( i think thats because people normally refer to them as two types, annual and periodical, periodical cicadas are the ones ppl are more interested in because they spend more than 10 years being nymphs underground until they emerge to the surface to become actual cicadas, and also I think that's why they are or were a symbol of rebirth in China, and I have a few more thoughts about it

one of them is that the cicadas' defense method in nature is.. dying. yes, dying. LET ME EXPLAIN: when cicadas emerge to the surface, they emerge in veery long groups, right? that's because they only have like 3 weeks to live when they are actual cicadas, and they mate in that period of time (A curious fact is that they use that buzz sound of their wings to attract each other, both when there is a predator nearby or when they are looking for someone to mate with, and only the males can make this sound with their tail and wings, it's like snapping your fingers.) and they also die in long groups, close to trees, but to the point, THEY DIE TO LET OTHERS LIVE and that's because predators hungry blah blah and they want to eat them. they let them eat them, predators are satisfied but there are still too many cicadas, predators don't eat them because they don't need it, CICADAS LIVE!!!! or at least the rest of em

i made a cicada poem like a year and half ago and yeah they are my favorite insect (as if my name isn't literally cicada but with aesthetic numbers with no meaning)

and psst.. there were also giant cicadas in Palaeontinidae... I need to research more about them because it sounds very cool

CW: cicadas illustration above

annual (left) and periodical (right) cicadas (credits to the illustrator because i found this in pinterest X_x)

OK IM DONE I LOVE CICADAS AND ISOPODS ARE VERY COOL I LOVE LITTLE NICHE CREATURES

OLIVER SWIFT wOOHOO PLEAAASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

OWH MEINZ GOTTZ THAMKYOU THE SO VERY MUCH!1!1!1!1!2 i dident check my notifs and only saw this because i was scrolling your account....(ILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUG)

(I am so inlove wifh flug pleadpeleasepleasepleadeplease I WANT TO KISSHIM AAAAAAAAA)

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SOLDIER ESPECIALLY IN 2024 NEARLY ALL CONTENT I FIND OF VILLANOS ITSELF IS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO 🙏🙏🙏💥💥💥💥

I love Flug

here's another one for you

(Thank youuu🙏🏻🥹💕 I feel the same... so I had to take things into my own hands. no matter where I go I'm the only one posting consistently since more than just a few months before giving up or moving on... I'm in the official server and I get barely or no reaction, nobody else posts, but I keep going like my life depends on it. I can't help it, my autism won't let it go. I've been here without a break since 2017 so... it's safe to say I'm not going away)

y,uour'e cool i like you,,,🗣️

WHA?MMNS whA?!!! I JUST OPENED MY INBOX?NNNKSK THANKYOU??? THSNKYOU??? COOL PERSON LIKES ME?!?(2(?$#!$!!$!)((#?#?!$(#)#?#?$!)#?"?#?#?#?#??$9#?? /combusts into sprinkles

(i luv ur shtick person)

WHA,.X.,., what aRE YOU TSLKING SBOUT.

You guys ever think your hairbrush is staring at you and its slowly becoming sentient but just cant talk