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SORRY POTTER AND THE HOLLOWS OF EXCUSE

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

Any tv show: science is amazing and can do literally anything very quickly

Me, a scientist: science is the worst. Nothing works and even simple things take literally forever

You know what’s cool? 

Things with low molecular motion.

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Nico: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Nico:

Nico: Bing, how do I get–

Hermione: Do you still have a problem with Muggles Draco: No that’s ridiculous Hermione: You wouldn’t smile at my parents all evening Draco: Oh that I didn’t want them to see my teeth Hermione: Your teeth are perfect Draco: And do you think I want your crazy dentist parents going after me with their torture clamps and pliers Hermione: Draco WHAT do you think dentists do Draco: … Hermione: … Draco: Well played Potter

If you feel the need to say 'No offense, but....' before saying something, THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN SAYING IT