Any tv show: science is amazing and can do literally anything very quickly
Me, a scientist: science is the worst. Nothing works and even simple things take literally forever
If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites.
Anyone who has ever said “it’s just a dog,” about the death of a dog, has never had a dog.
Well, blast if this isn't the cutest thing ever (besides my doggy)
“What is this and why do I enjoy it”
wait for a surprise
Fun at the park.
Draco: My father and I have a bet, you see? I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in the tournament.
Draco: He disagrees...he thinks you won't last five!
Harry: I don't give a da--
Draco: Did you hear me, Potter? He said you wouldn't last five minutes but I said you would last ten! I was telling him you will last longer than he expects! You can get through this!! I believe in you! I love you, Potter!
Harry: What
Draco: What
Percy: why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Annabeth [sighing]: because their hands are too sh-
Nico: because they’re all dead.
Its a post of a repost of a post so repost this post of a repost while leaning on a post.
December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s
The most tender gaze.