There are 4 stages in life. First, you believe in Santa, then you don’t believe in Santa, then you act like Santa, and then you look like Santa.
Any tv show: science is amazing and can do literally anything very quickly
Me, a scientist: science is the worst. Nothing works and even simple things take literally forever
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
The most tender gaze.
Percy: When you’ve been a Demigod as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Some Random Demigod: Navy blue’s not your color!
Percy: *running after them* Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick!
If anybody is actually reading this, would you care if I posted a story on here and would you tell me if its good
my heart exploded