Happiness-on-a-trolley-blog

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

google just made me so emo

violet and klaus baudelaire would probably consider harry potter’s life to be a holiday

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Adam and Eve were the first to not read Apple’s terms and conditions.

Libraries during finals are like gyms after new years

It was, as a matter of fact. In colonial times, handmade goods were very expensive and the British had just undergone the Industrial Revolution and so had more goods than they needed. So, they sold their factory-made clothes at a lower price and banned the use of Indian goods in Britain

Today, “handmade” is a badge of honor on many products. Two centuries ago, “factory made” must have been highly coveted.

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always