Libraries During Finals Are Like Gyms After New Years

Frank: *drops mic and walks away*

Frank: *comes back to see if he damaged the mic*

The reason for “the good guys always win” trope is because throughout history the victors write the textbooks, and they always think they’re the good guys.

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Nico: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Nico:

Nico: Bing, how do I get–

Even though nobody asked, here is my dog when she was a teeny little puppy (her name is Athena)

Conserve energy, people

Stay at home and read

Maybe he’s running from the truth

great names for triplets

waluigi

wal2igi

waluig3

Fun at the park.

Draco: My father and I have a bet, you see? I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in the tournament.

Draco: He disagrees...he thinks you won't last five!

Harry: I don't give a da--

Draco: Did you hear me, Potter? He said you wouldn't last five minutes but I said you would last ten! I was telling him you will last longer than he expects! You can get through this!! I believe in you! I love you, Potter!

Harry: What

Draco: What