This Is Either The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Made Or The Culmination

The greatest test of one’s self control is eavesdropping on others when they’re wrong.

Via Instagram: provocativeplanets

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

Any tv show: science is amazing and can do literally anything very quickly

Me, a scientist: science is the worst. Nothing works and even simple things take literally forever

In 2008, the 90’s felt like “the 90’s”. It’s 2018 and the 2000’s don’t feel like “the 2000’s”, they just make you go “Holy shit that was 10 years ago??”.

Nico: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Nico:

Nico: Bing, how do I get–

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

my heart exploded