Even Though Nobody Asked, Here Is My Dog When She Was A Teeny Little Puppy (her Name Is Athena)

The lies we tell ourselves. [@sarahseeandersen​]

Leo: *to Jason* You think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I’ve seen it? Step it up, find something new. Ya boring.

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

Hermione: Do you still have a problem with Muggles Draco: No that’s ridiculous Hermione: You wouldn’t smile at my parents all evening Draco: Oh that I didn’t want them to see my teeth Hermione: Your teeth are perfect Draco: And do you think I want your crazy dentist parents going after me with their torture clamps and pliers Hermione: Draco WHAT do you think dentists do Draco: … Hermione: … Draco: Well played Potter

Annabeth: I can’t compete with you physically, but you’re no match for my brains.

Jason: You’re that smart?

Annabeth: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Jason: Yes.

Annabeth: Morons.

Frank: *drops mic and walks away*

Frank: *comes back to see if he damaged the mic*

Dear Life, I am slowly falling in love with you again.

Recovering//Conee Berdera (via remanence-of-love)

Percy: I'm gonna play a song for you right now

Percy: It's called 'my life so far'

Percy: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord*

Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Holy shit never have I ever related to something so much

Adam and Eve were the first to not read Apple’s terms and conditions.