Percy: why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Annabeth [sighing]: because their hands are too sh-
Nico: because they’re all dead.
google just made me so emo
Draco: My father and I have a bet, you see? I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in the tournament.
Draco: He disagrees...he thinks you won't last five!
Harry: I don't give a da--
Draco: Did you hear me, Potter? He said you wouldn't last five minutes but I said you would last ten! I was telling him you will last longer than he expects! You can get through this!! I believe in you! I love you, Potter!
Harry: What
Draco: What
Dear Life, I am slowly falling in love with you again.
Recovering//Conee Berdera (via remanence-of-love)
Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic
she’s out there making owl noises
EVERYTHING IS OKAY
when I'm on the phone with my mom:
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: bye
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Sneak attacc!