Adessa: If You Bite It And You Die, It's Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, It's Venomous.

*Let's say Luna is Odin's mentor*

Iris: Do you think it's a good idea? He is just out for a year, do you think it is best for them to meet with each other?

Luna: Of course! Odin and Hera got on quite well, and Adessa is mannered, so I don't see why they cannot.

Iris: Okay, but if something happens, it is not my fault.

Luna: Fine???

-

Adessa: I did not expect you to look this young, if I am being honest.

Odin: Actually, I am only three years younger than you.

Adessa: Exactly, three years; which is one thousand and ninty five days; which is twenty six thousand two hundred and eighty hours. Pretty big gap for me.

Odin: I thought you liked science.

Adessa: I do.

Odin: Then how are you so good at math? You cannot be THAT smart.

Adessa: I am THAT smart.

Odin:

Adessa: Oh, you really are an infant.

Odin: I am not!

Adessa: A zygote then.

Odin: It- It's barely a cell.

Adessa, shrugs: You said you were not an infant.

Odin, in an attempt to change the discussion: So how it did, uh, separating a real person felt like?

Adessa, evil smirk: Do you want to try it, you know, memories tends to get more clear once you relive it.

Odin, even more traumatized: No, no thank you.

If Victors had social media-> part 1

Misha:

Emory:

Adessa:

Brutus: Name a more iconic duo than my anxiety and my crippling fear of abandonment. I'll wait.

Lyme: You and me, idiot!

Brutus, tearing up: Okay.

Nero @ Lyme and Enobaria:

Adessa:

Callista's sabotage ideas be like:

Ronan in every Village Meeting:

Enobaria:

Adessa when Snow offers her white roses:

Not the face claim but this picture screams Calli

Adessa: There's nothing worse than people using words they don't understand.

Misha: As a hypothesis of today, I photosynthesize with this.

Unexplainably D2 Victors

Lyme:

Arena!Brutus:

Nero:

Emory:

Callista:

Misha:

Petra:

Iris:

Claudius:

Adessa:

"Some of you will die, but it is a sacrifice I will make."

-Adessa, when she is done with everyone.

Ronan: Thank you for everyone for joining to our monthly meeting-

Odin, totaly distracted and annoyed: I am not an infant for the millionth time!

Adessa: Well, you certainly sound like one.

Ronan: I-

Misha, chugging down a whole pocket of marshmallows; How many of these you guys think I can put in my mouth?

Devon: Try as much as you can, Mish!

Emory, desperately trying to stop them: I think we can do better challenges than this.

Ronan: Everyone-

Enobaria: I WILL NOT SAY SORRY TO YOUR USELESS CATS, YOU BITC-

Callista, glares: What was that?

Enobaria, stuttering: No-nothing.

Nero: I think we all need to relax.

Callista: Still trying it, darling. It does not work.

Ronan: Can I please have everyone's attention-

Hera, just entered: Why is everyone yelling here?

Petra: I don't know..BUT IT'S AWESOME!

Ronan: *blows a whistle*

Lyme:

Brutus:

Lyme:

Brutus, blinks: Dammit, I lost!

Lyme, grins: As always!

Claudius: Congrats, boss.

Ronan, turns to his Victors: Can I have some help?

Caius: Yes, of course. The village therapist is actually good.

Luna: And cute.

Ronan:

Ronan: Is it how does it feels like when you have wild and dangerous baby Victors?

Iris, with a sudden flashback of bb!Adessa: Not even close.

Honestly, same.

My attempt at Callista