Unexplainably D2 Victors

Vida: This is bothering me.

Ruby: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Vida: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Devon: Hewwo.

Misha: Hehee.

Adessa: Greetings, Humans.

Odin: Three kinds of people.

Nero: I want hugs.

Odin: Four kinds of people.

Callista: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Odin: Five kinds of people.

Nero, texting: Hey do you like anyone?

Callista: Yeah you

Nero: No, we are bestriends-

Callista: Sorry darling it was supposed to be; yeah, you

Nero: Oh, ok

Nero: *dies inside*

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Adessa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Emory: ...I did. I broke it.

Adessa: No. No you didn't. Callista?

Callista: Don't look at me. Look at Nero.

Nero: What? I didn't break it either.

Callista: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Nero: Because it's infront of us and it's broken.

Callista: Suspicious.

Nero: No it's not!

Brutus: If it matters, probably not, but Misha was the last one who use it.

Misha: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Brutus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Misha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Brutus!

Emory: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Adessa.

Adessa: No! Who actually broke it?

Everyone:

Devon:...Odin's been awfully quiet.

Odin: Really?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Adessa, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I accidentally punched it.

Adessa: I predict 10 minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaints on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Adessa:

Adessa: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Callista: My love language is acts of service. If I ask for a glass of water, I need you to stand up, salute me, and run to the kitchen.

Iris background headcannons to understand my recent fic 'Faded Rainbow' better:

• She had won the 20th, obviously, because I thought since Adessa won the 29th therefore it makes a great parallel for having a mentor/victor set at the start and end of the decade.

•She was born in July, because she is sentimental and a total Cancer in my head.

•She had major depression from her life in the Program and in her Arena and Ronan tried as much as he could to help her.

•Adessa is her 'Sunshine'.

•Her Arena was an ocean with thin ice sheets on it; the less resilient tributes got hypothermia and the others got something different, a spoiler I will not reveal yet.

Mine and Hallibahar's Callista tribute Hunger games oc's.

Calida- Green eyes, blonde hair. A peaky face and sallow skin. Athletic with decent abs. She's about 6 foot and her hair is curly. Pretty in an unconventional way.

Cyra- Chubby cheeks in a baby fat way. Short curly black hair, about chin length. She has rich, dark skin and is about 5'7.

Klaus- He has dark hair, brown or black? Don't know! Sharp, killer smile. 5'9. Medium brown skin, and hazel eyes with a great bone structure.

Enya- Very curly red hair, freckled, pale skin. 6'1. Very athletic and skinny. Essentially a carbon copy of Petra but taller and a tad bit more skinny.

Ekaterina- Light blue eyes, silvery-blonde hair. A birthmark from her left eyebrow to the left side of her nose. Average height, and not very athletically built.

Lucifer- Very dark skin. Quite muscly. Dark hair and eyes. Angular face, very handsome.

Sulien- Pale skin, green eyes. Light brown hair. Average height and athletic build.

Vulcan- Short red hair, tanned skin, blue eyes. 6'3, 6'2. Muscly and attractive.

Luther- Coal black hair and eyes. Unhealthy pale skin. 5'10. Attractive in a brooding way.

Alinta- Mousy brown hair. Golden-brown eyes. Has biceps but is tiny. Scar on her arm and between her eyebrows due to dumb things done as a toddler.

Odin: I accidentally ate Adessa's leftovers, how long do you think I have to lie?

Hera: Ten.

Odin: Ten? Ten what?

Hera: Nine.