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How are you so fucking gorgeous, and why have we not hung out in ages?
Why are you spreading rumors, you’re so fucking gorgeous. If anything, I learned from you. We haven’t hung out because you’re too busy for me... can we change it now?
theedumont:
like when you’re going to eat a slice of pizza and go to pull it off the rest of the pizza and ALL of the toppings slid right off of it because it’s so covered in sauce it has nothing to grip onto? or when your taco shell breaks as you’re putting it in your mouth? yes i know that feeling. wait, did you cause the fender-bender? or did someone hit you? and how the fuck did they manage to hit a stopped car at a red light? the only instance where this could make sense is that while you were headbanging, props for that by the way, that the light turned green and you just weren’t going so they inched up on your ass, which is rude, not knowing the distance between them and your fender and they hit you. i feel like there is more to this story Hailey and i am Emma and i want to know all about it now.
it’s exactly like that! the two disappointing food tragedies to ever exist, it’s why we can never have nice things. food always looks and smells amazing until it’s time to actually eat. no, i most definitely caused the fender bender and i’m pretty sure the girl wanted to make a bigger scene all because TMZ was right there. LA, full of people wanting to get their ten seconds of fame. it’s nice to meet you emma and i am more than willing to tell you every single detail from start to end, as long as we can do that over pizza or tacos. maybe the power of two food enthusiasts will make the food-tasting experience flawless.
mileyrcy:
when stuff like this happens with me, it makes me wonder how on earth i managed to get my drivers permit in the first place, do you want to feel better? i once crashed my car when i was working on the voice, and then the next day i remember i went to tell adam and blake and i basically ratted my self out!! but i do hope you’re okay though and no pretty models were harmed in the making of doing this fender bender?
You know I always get cheered up from you, tell me a story or two about the amazing life of Miley. Oh my god, no. Please tell me you were okay first of all? And I hope Blake and Adam didn’t become jerks to you about it. No pretty models were harmed! Maybe an ego bruised but no physical scars to show for it.
robbiemvrgot:
I hope you’re okay? Nothing gets under my skin more than the paparazzi taking advantage of someone having an actual serious thing happening. I don’t promote violence, but I would have seriously punched someone. I have been in a situation where they literally wouldn’t let us pull out in our car, and I was heated. I would say keep listening to the music, but maybe don’t head bang? It’s nice to meet you, Hailey. I am Margot.
I’m okay physically but a little bit annoyed it happened. I’m right with you, they like to be in everyone’s business and I would have loved to have seen you punch them because they need a good maul to the face once in awhile. Were you leaving and they blocked you? Oh, that’s the one way they can get everyone.. I suggest revving your engine up and maybe give them an innocent scare! I know who you are, I’m like, the biggest fan of you. I’m trying not to fangirl too much.
shawnmvndes:
[Private: I know you literally just said it was a fender bender, but… head banging just didn’t seem like a great mix with any kind of collision, even a small one. So, are you okay?]
[PRIVATE: It’s why it falls under the category of an accident.. I got into one doing something I shouldn’t have been. I’m okay. No harm done, nothing I can’t handle.]
xbarbarapalvinx:
it happens to me all the time, i start something good then it all falls down the drain! Its nice too see you!
Oh, pft... you? Anything you put your mind to turns out incredible. It’s good to see you too! Been keeping busy?
ms-gigi:
I think that we’ve all had those moments, Hails. There is definitely something about being in our cars that makes us feel closed in and comfortable, sometimes forgetting that the outside world can see in. I say keep on with the head banging, but try to refrain from rear ending anyone while you’re doing it!
It’s different when it’s in Los Angeles traffic where half of California’s population drives. I got too wrapped up into it, but I’ll leave the head banging for when we’re together listening to music. How are you?
ffsbrendon:
I swear TMZ plots that shit. They were probably stalking you and hey, let’s run into her and catch it all. I wouldn’t put it past them. They are always looking for the next mark. What were you blasting? That is my question.
I am with you on that one! There’s no way they happen to be there at the right time and place every single time and be completely innocent right? I think we should whip up a conspiracy theory about this. Some good ol’ Green Day, right where it all hurts.. Boulevard of Broken Dreams, honey.
txhardy:
damn, that had to have been the worst luck right there. though headbanging is the best thing to do at a stop light. the paps come out when you least expect it, they’re like those little sugar ants that come out when something sweet is in the air. just think, however, you’re going to get some good publicity out of it - even if it’s not the best situation. how did the other person in the other car react? did they throw a hissy or were they okay since it was Hailey Baldwin?
I wanted to die of complete embarrassment right there and then, dude.. but maybe it was worth it. That head-banging session was a good one, no one else can live up to how legendary it was. That is the perfect description of them, they come out of nowhere and know exactly what it is they are hunting for. Maybe not so much good press but absolutely press! They seemed more pissed off about their car and kind of made a big scene.. I’m thinking she overdid it because she saw the cameras.
charlizethercn:
First of all, I think you’re more than allowed to do whatever you want in a stopped vehicle, paps are the ones that seriously need some boundaries. Did they follow you on another vehicle? Because that’s really creepy. As for your question, I was filming this scene for The Old Guard, and it was a fight scene. I was so proud of myself because everything was looking great and badass and then my thumb got stuck in the other guy’s vest and then he pulled back abruptly and I dislocated my thumb. Then I cried like a little bitch.
They don’t know what the meaning of boundaries entails, they always decide to be overbearing and annoying. They were right behind me but a lane over, if it wasn’t for the snapping of their camera, I wouldn’t have thought twice but they made themselves known. Girl, are you serious? He shouldn’t be so aggressive next time, that sounds like a big ouch!
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Has anyone ever had a really great moment quickly turn into a bad one? Like, for example I was listening to music on the car ride home from running some errands and happened to stop at a traffic light -- which I thought was the perfect moment to head bang. Seconds later, I am in a fender bender and TMZ paps are getting it all on video. Needless to say, I might refrain from blasting my Spotify playlist.. What’s up, I’m Hailey and I can’t be trusted in a stopped vehicle.
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