demi: perfectttttttt
demi: LOL HOW ARE YOU PERFECT. yes. absolutely. giving someone the whole 'go away we're done' and he's just...around??
hailey: always got you, babes.
hailey: have you invested in a bug swatter? i used one on justin when he used to be a pain in my ass. i will gladly lend you one of the five i currently own. all you have to do is say the word.
theedumontβ:
like when youβre going to eat a slice of pizza and go to pull it off the rest of the pizza and ALL of the toppings slid right off of it because itβs so covered in sauce it has nothing to grip onto? or when your taco shell breaks as youβre putting it in your mouth? yes i know that feeling. wait, did you cause the fender-bender? or did someone hit you? and how the fuck did they manage to hit a stopped car at a red light? the only instance where this could make sense is that while you were headbanging, props for that by the way, that the light turned green and you just werenβt going so they inched up on your ass, which is rude, not knowing the distance between them and your fender and they hit you. i feel like there is more to this story Hailey and i am Emma and i want to know all about it now.Β
itβs exactly like that! the two disappointing food tragedies to ever exist, itβs why we can never have nice things. food always looks and smells amazing until itβs time to actually eat. no, i most definitely caused the fender bender and iβm pretty sure the girl wanted to make a bigger scene all because TMZ was right there. LA, full of people wanting to get their ten seconds of fame. itβs nice to meet you emma and i am more than willing to tell you every single detail from start to end, as long as we can do that over pizza or tacos. maybe the power of two food enthusiasts will make the food-tasting experience flawless.
robbiemvrgotβ:
I totally revved the engine, and gave them my mean face. I donβt know how mean it was, but I tried. I might have flipped them the bird a few times too. Aw, thank you so much! That is so kind of you to say. I promise that you donβt need to fangirl though, because I am just me. I am clumsy, and not what I look like in the movies.
If the mean face didnβt suffice, Iβm pretty sure the middle finger went a long way. It makes it loud and clear for them and hopefully they crowd around less -- unless they have a death wish. I canβt help it, you play the one and only Harley Quinn - flawlessly,Β I may add.
What is their greatest achievement? - SB
Iβd like to say landing my own show on TBS, it was fun to do something outside of modeling. James Corden is a doll for believing in me as much as he did.
HONESTY HOUR
James: i am special. i took you back to your place...you were wasted...i made sure you were okay?????????
James: WHY!! would you block me..i'm kinda decent looking?
James: uhhhh to talk to your gorgeous self?? i wanted to see how you've been? i've missed you calling me an asshole
Hailey: Yes, I know and thank you for all of it. But I rather not remember it?
Hailey: Youβre a decent person and I have looked at you.
Hailey: Iβm great! Hope you are too!
AUGUST 5th - AUGUST 8th 2020
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kimvcnteβ:
this is likeβ¦the story of my life, whenever a good moment suddenly turns into a bad one. i donβt know if itβs just some weird random cloud of bad luck that follows me around or what, bit iβm not a fan. hopefully youβre okay aside from the whole paps situation, yeah?Β
Isnβt it horrible, it feels like there is always a sense of impending doom and all weβre doing is breathing. Iβm good, Iβm glad it wasnβt anything bigger than it was. Thanks for asking. Howβs everything on your side?
β³βIf you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.β β Winnie the Pooh
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jezzyhqβ:
Those damn paps theyβre nothing but trouble. I remember I had a run in with them once when I was trying to get to my car with my friends after an event, I fell in a bush and had to get one of my co stars to drag me out. Iβm both, actually, gotta do both when youβre rocking out! Iβm good, tired actually but thatβs the normal huh. What about yourself?
You fell in a bush?! Were they surrounding you to the point where you couldnβt tell your left from your right because they always do the same thing to me. Personal space isnβt a word in their vocabulary. Gotta have a mix of the two, the best pairing. Iβm glad to hear and I hope you rest up, is it work thatβs tiring? Or other things? Iβm good, traveling for different shoots so Iβm busy!
ms-gigiβ:
I think that weβve all had those moments, Hails. There is definitely something about being in our cars that makes us feel closed in and comfortable, sometimes forgetting that the outside world can see in. I say keep on with the head banging, but try to refrain from rear ending anyone while youβre doing it!
Itβs different when itβs in Los Angeles traffic where half of Californiaβs population drives. I got too wrapped up into it, but Iβll leave the head banging for when weβre together listening to music. How are you?
ms-gigiβ:
Driving in Los Angeles is almost as bad as driving in New York City. Thatβs why I try to avoid it as often as possible. Not to mention itβll take triple the time to get there because the traffic is so backed up! Iβm doing alright, taking it easy for the most part, whatβs new with you? How are things? You should come keep me company some time soon.
Itβs horrendous, but at least New York City has other modes of transportation at the same time. Iβm glad to hear, itβs been awhile since Iβve seen you! Nothing new here, been working too much for my own good. I might do an impromptu trip, I miss the city and my favorite Hadid.