[text] Girl, I Am Never Too Busy For You. Let's Meet Up!

theedumont​:

honestly? that is exactly why i fold my pizza in half when i eat it and why i hardly ever use hard taco shells because those are world tradgedies that people just don’t recognize when they are writing about the things wrong with the world. are you serious? i’m running through all the possabilities in my head of how this could’ve possibly been your fault, – literally like Doctor Strange in Infinity War – and i’m coming up with zero answers here so fuck yeah i’d dig that. where are you at so i can bring some liquor and you can tell me all about this bullshit accident that you had. and of course she wanted to make a bigger deal out of it than it was, i bet her car didn’t even have a ding in it and she was just losing her shit and being a Karen.

The only way to eat pizza is in half... I’ve seen some uppity people eat it with a fork and knife and I feel like that is a whole crime on it’s own. Please, let me file a police report, you are committing murder on a pizza slice with that knife. Let the experts eat the rest of the pizza. I can’t make sense of it, I kept the distance and it still happened so maybe we can figure it out together. Liquor? You’re my kind of girl, drinks go with everything. I can text you my address and we can chill? Maybe a little bit of problem solving. Isn’t everyone in LA considered to be a Karen if they’re not a wannabe influencer? I mean, really.. it’s facts.

𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕚 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕠 & ℍ𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕨𝕚𝕟

↳“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh

@haileybcldwns

𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ➜ 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓈 😍✨

demi: my beautiful beautiful hails.....UGH...YOU....ME????? TONIGHT? accept this rose????? my best friend 🌹

demi: kinda...wanna....😘 yes?

hailey: well well well, if it isn't miss lovato herself.

hailey: hi beautiful girl! best friend! I accept your rose!

hailey: let me guess... we need to fend off the weasel? you know i'm always down for it. 😘

TWITTER - DM

miley: haha i don’t even know what the meaning of that word is..i can’t say i’m an angel, cause i’ve been the cheater when i was younger but still.

miley: i just need to make sure that you do. please don’t go looking for all of the answers at the bottom of the bottle okay? i love you enough to want you to be stuck around in my life please and thank you.

hailey: but we've been loyal best friends to each other for all of these years! we know some part of that meaning.

hailey: i'll do my best to stop. you're right.. and i'm not going anywhere. and i love you enough to ask the same from you.

TWITTER

@mileycyrus: drinkin' out the bottle you got no repsect, lookin like a model who just got a check...@haileybaldwin but still tutting away.

@haileybaldwin: @mileycyrus: well i back it up because i don’t give a fuck... 😛

text message 💬 —  hailey 🤗💗

NOAH: oof, you're taking shots. you know better than most how i am a ladies man.

NOAH: i've had enough sushi. literally feel like i've eaten nothing but.

NOAH: A BURGER??????? that sounds perfect. am i driving or do you want to bring out the range?

hailey: shots fired. really? i'm going to have to see it for myself the next time i play wingwoman.

hailey: it is a whole meal plan. but i understand you.

hailey: oh i'll bring out the range. it is the perfect occasion for it.

𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 ✉️  𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚗

James: really...hailey....wow and here i thought you blocked me

Hailey: Who is this, really?

Hailey: I can block you if you don't tell me who you are.

kimvcnte​:

we seriously need some good luck sent our way, you know? i’d surely enjoy a bit of good fortune, and after this whole debacle, i’m sure you would too! good, that’s always nice to hear after something like this. good! busy as ever with getting ready to release a new song then go back into album preparations so that’ll be ready to released on time.

Good fortune and good vibes have to start coming our way, we deserve that much, at least! A new song? That’s exciting! How soon is it due to be released?

dmiidvonne​:

Smokᥱ Fιᥣᥣᥱd Room ⮕ 𝚏𝚝. 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚗

demi wouldn’t lie, she was way too excited to be out with hailey, going dancing with the taller woman always made her feel better in a situation like these. the brunette always reached out to the model when she had to go to functions because hailey made then ten times better for her to endure. smiling wide as she saw the blonde answer the door and her eyes soaked the beauty up. “shit, girl trying to make me faint before we even get there?!” she asked the woman. as she let hailey take her hand as they walked to her car, she let it go before walking around and getting into the drivers side. “seriously, i need to totally dance and try to have fun at this stupid thing” laughing as she started her car up. looking over she smiled at hailey brightly before she took off towards the club. 

driving off she looked over at the woman and cupped her chin with her hand and smiled. “you look gorgeous…too bad you came with me” she snickered with a flirt in there. pulling her hand away she turned on the radio and tapped on the womans clutch. “play some jams babe..” putting her hand back on the wheel as she looked around as she drove. “we’re gonna have some fuckin’ fun..dance our asses off…make an ex jealous cause it’s what we do” 

with a playful roll of her eyes at demi’s comment, hailey figured she would shower demi with compliments once they were in the car. right now, all she was focused on was making sure she didn’t run the pair later than she already did. closing the passenger door, the model turned to demi with a laugh and buckled herself in. running her fingers through her long blonde locks, she smoothed her curled ends, figuring they’d get papped the second they pulled up. “i think we owe it to ourselves, those functions are stressful,” the words were followed with a sigh, glancing at the passing cars. the blonde wanted to drown her worries in alcohol and some good bass and demi was the perfect partner. turning her head, hailey was met with demi’s hand on her chin. her words prompted her to scrunch her nose playfully, using her own index finger to tap the woman’s nose. “the hottest date title goes to you..” she said.

reaching for demi’s aux cord, hailey put her playlist on shuffle and set her phone down on her lap. “i’m excited, it’s always a great night out when we go out and cause some trouble.” peering over at the leather dress demi wore, hailey gasped and ran her fingers over the cut-outs. “oh my god, babe.. this looks gorgeous on you.. look at those curves!” the taller female gushed, playfully dancing her fingers over her thigh. “you’re killing it mama.. i think i might have to bring you home with me,” she said, throwing in a wink. she always thought demi had amazing taste in fashion and admittedly, sometimes it led to a little bit of style envy from hailey. there was hardly any room for silence when hailey spoke up again. “so is the wannabe backstreet boy going to be there?” she questioned.