Theedumont:

theedumont:

honestly? that is exactly why i fold my pizza in half when i eat it and why i hardly ever use hard taco shells because those are world tradgedies that people just don’t recognize when they are writing about the things wrong with the world. are you serious? i’m running through all the possabilities in my head of how this could’ve possibly been your fault, – literally like Doctor Strange in Infinity War – and i’m coming up with zero answers here so fuck yeah i’d dig that. where are you at so i can bring some liquor and you can tell me all about this bullshit accident that you had. and of course she wanted to make a bigger deal out of it than it was, i bet her car didn’t even have a ding in it and she was just losing her shit and being a Karen.

The only way to eat pizza is in half... I’ve seen some uppity people eat it with a fork and knife and I feel like that is a whole crime on it’s own. Please, let me file a police report, you are committing murder on a pizza slice with that knife. Let the experts eat the rest of the pizza. I can’t make sense of it, I kept the distance and it still happened so maybe we can figure it out together. Liquor? You’re my kind of girl, drinks go with everything. I can text you my address and we can chill? Maybe a little bit of problem solving. Isn’t everyone in LA considered to be a Karen if they’re not a wannabe influencer? I mean, really.. it’s facts.

𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 ✉️ 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚗

James: really...hailey....wow and here i thought you blocked me

Hailey: Who is this, really?

Hailey: I can block you if you don't tell me who you are.

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

[text] Girl, I am never too busy for you. Let's meet up!

[TEXT] I’d be an idiot to say no, where do you want to go?! Want to grab lunch?

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glbenzo

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

Suddenly you're in a horror film, running from a masked murderer. Your only companion is the last person you texted, and your only weapon is whatever is currently closest to your left hand. What is the movie like and do you think you could survive?

I’m a little concerned about this question and the nature surrounding it... did you start watching Halloween movies early?

The last person I texted was Ashley.. I think with her experience from being on Pretty Little Liars and my fast reflexes, we could survive this horror movie. Since I’m in the kitchen.. the closest thing would be a wooden spoon right now. I’m not going to make it out unscathed but Ashley probably will.

Suddenly You're In A Horror Film, Running From A Masked Murderer. Your Only Companion Is The Last Person

No, really.. are you okay? Are you drinking enough water and getting sleep?

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shawnmvndes

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

TWITTER

@haileybaldwin: alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question. 😛😛😛

@haileybaldwin: to clear up my last tweet, I bought a new bottle of rosé, let me have my moment.

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//my side eye to her right now. girl you are NOT okay. be sure to read her self para !! pls & ty!

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 ✉️ 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚗

James: James...Lafferty...we met at a party? tall guy, dark hair...offered to get you a drink?

Hailey: Honey, I know plenty of men who are tall and have dark hair. You're not special.

Hailey: Yes, I know who you are. I thought I blocked you.

Hailey: And yet here we are, again. What do you want?

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

tag dump !!

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

Hailey Baldwin photographed for Levi’s

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i literally need to be her lol

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haileybcldwns

4 years ago

shawnmvndes:

[PRIVATE: …… Why? You don’t think I’m capable of being genuinely concerned about you? Okay. Well I hope nobody was too badly hurt. If a pap stumbled a little trying to swarm that scene so quickly, then maybe that’s okay. But otherwise.]

[ PRIVATE: Okay, please do not put words into my mouth because I never said that, did I? I figured you’d at least ignore me. I know any other person would have. I heard a camera fall to the ground so maybe at least the photos were demolished but they can be ruthless. Yeah, anyway...]