Chase: I’m Giving Up Alcohol For A Month.

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

Anti: me and Henrik get along fine! Right, henny?

Henrik: I have never been more stressed out in my life

Henrik: what do we say when we get anxiety?

Chase: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic

Henrik:...no

JBM: it’s times like these that make me wish I listened to what Henrik told me

Jameson: [why? What did he tell you?]

JBM: I don’t know, I didn’t listen

Heya :)

I already haven’t been on tumblr for a day or so, but I’m logging off for a little while. I’m having a tough time mentally, and I need a break. I’ll be back, but it might be a few weeks. Who knows? We’ll see.

I hope anyone who reads this is doing okay, have a good day! <3

Anti: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before, are there rules?

Chase: what?

Anti: is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Oh my god I love this

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Anti: I need to de-stress...

*Anti leaves the room*

Henrik: where are you going?

Anti: to demolish the living room

Hello bros :)

I’ve changed my blog name from “goodbyefren” to “Gurt’sjseincorrectquotes”

I figured I’d say so just so people didn’t get confused about what blog they were following.

Hope y’all have a good day!