Ned Fulmer Much?
I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
HEHEHEHHEHEHHE amazing
Based on the comic by Jon Klassen! He just wants his hat back...
yeah uh... don't do this :)
My mom bangs on my door. ”C’mon! It's just a family reunion! Get your butt in the car!”
After all these years, they’ve finally found you. You have five minutes to decide, to prepare: run, hide, or fight.
OMG OMG OMG FUCK OMG YEEEEEEESSSSSS
hold the boy
I think it would be super funny actually if lenny and Charles appeared before John came back
“bisexuals are half straight”
“bisexuals are inherently transphobic”
“when a bisexual dates the opposite sex, they’re just hetero”
“bisexuals have no place in lgbt+ safe spaces”
“i’d never touch a bi/pan person because they’ve been with the opposite sex”
“there is no such thing as bi/panphobia :)!”
“bi/pan people aren’t as important as lesbians and gays”