OMG OMG OMG FUCK OMG YEEEEEEESSSSSS

I groaned as I saw the dead body on the ground. Grumbling out some choice words that Mellisa would not approve of, I grabbed my knife and dragged it along my hand. Dripping the blood onto the motionless form, I screamed out the spells I had been repeating for the past couple years. For a second, nothing happened. Then the body groaned and sat up, its now black eyes staring at me. Beneath the emotionless and obedient gaze, I could see the grumpy look that the soldier always gave me. "Alright, alright, I know!" I grumbled. "I'll try to be here next time! But there was this grat sale on candles at Bath and Body works and you know how expensive they are normally so I had to go and then I saw that Indigo was selling Percy Jackson and my niece loves those books..."

The undead soldier groaned.

A necromancer is just a really late healer

OKAY BUT MY MOM ALWAYS EATS THE THINGS IM SAVING FOR LAST AND IT DRIVES ME UP THE EFFING WALL.

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

GIVE ME SQUISHY CLARK. GIVE ME A SUPERMAN WHO WOULD GIVE AMAZING HUGS.

If I ruled the world and/or was in charge of drawing a DC comic this is what they’d look like probably

REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T HOMOPHOBIC

I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.

New rule, non muslims can’t say the word jihad. Until you stop conflating a word that means personal struggle with faith and temptation with terrorism youre just not allowed to say it.

“i take hair ties off of my wrist when i weigh myself - nature or nurture? i wonder how many calories are in toothpaste and i only feel beautiful when my stomach growls. there’s a zoo in my belly and everyone just marvels at my self control - ignoring the captivity. as a young girl, the women in my family would oftentimes tell me that they wished to be my size. forgetting that, one day, i would grow up to be theirs. what a catastrophic family tradition. i drink diet coke for dinner and make meals like a mad scientist - measuring everything that dares to enter this body. but, i don’t look sick.. you can’t quite see my bones and i’d like to think that means i have it under control. you see, i’m just on a “diet” i’m just “intermittent fasting” i’m just “in the beginning stages” i just “want my clothes to fit better.” i promise, if i just lose 30 more pounds, i’ll stop. i’m not shrinking - i’m being molded - i am a sculpture made from countless creators so blame them if you don’t like the art.”

— smspoetry

With this last funny drawing I will rest a little bit from drawing Q!Jaiden stuff by my own, now if you all want more funny qsmp art I will be taking requests and questions about the AU via tumblr asks (if I like them). But I will go back to drawing my Pokemon stuff cause that’s my autism zone and I need to keep drawing the poke gays

(Yes I have a lot more of Jaiden Federation thoughts but like I said, I have a Pokemon fanbase to feed first)

Crack my fucking knuckles and break down the door to Hell bitch. What're they gonna do, kill me?

After an argument with the Powers That Be, you are forcibly removed from the afterlife. You are forbidden to enter Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, etc. What do you do?

Everything movies taught me about archery is wrong. This is a complete mind-blower. 8D

If you are even remotely interested in archery or medieval combat, check this out, it’s just great!