Please Call These. I Don't Want To See Anyone Hurt Themselves Anymore.

Either I'm the worlds most oblivious chef or my smoke alarm is on a hair trigger and honestly? I' scared to find out which is which.

YAS

Things I Want from Blizzard in 2018

A Reaper animated short.

For them to fix Mercy

A Canadian character that kicks ass

A NEW DEFENSE HERO

Junker Queen as a playable character

For them to fix Mercy

A voice line interaction of 76 saying “Tor-til-la” and Reaper correcting him aggressively “ITS TORTILLA”

Genji and Zenyatta animated short

FOR THEM TO FIX MERCY

Roadhog face reveal

A Single player story mode game for Overwatch with customizable characters and abilities

FOR THEM TO FIX MERCY

McCree animated short

Lynx Seventeen as a playable character

Lúcio animated short

Overwatch World Cup for Console players

BLIZZARD FIX MERCY PLEASE

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The family photo. Taken by Adam and sent by Rose. Standing on Connor’s desk and hanging Markus’ wall.

Ahem.

Name a more iconic trio. I’ll wait.

I groaned as I saw the dead body on the ground. Grumbling out some choice words that Mellisa would not approve of, I grabbed my knife and dragged it along my hand. Dripping the blood onto the motionless form, I screamed out the spells I had been repeating for the past couple years. For a second, nothing happened. Then the body groaned and sat up, its now black eyes staring at me. Beneath the emotionless and obedient gaze, I could see the grumpy look that the soldier always gave me. "Alright, alright, I know!" I grumbled. "I'll try to be here next time! But there was this grat sale on candles at Bath and Body works and you know how expensive they are normally so I had to go and then I saw that Indigo was selling Percy Jackson and my niece loves those books..."

The undead soldier groaned.

A necromancer is just a really late healer

WOLVERINE SETT WITH ACTUAL WOLVERINE EARS I LOVEEEE

Settphelios doodles <3

“i take hair ties off of my wrist when i weigh myself - nature or nurture? i wonder how many calories are in toothpaste and i only feel beautiful when my stomach growls. there’s a zoo in my belly and everyone just marvels at my self control - ignoring the captivity. as a young girl, the women in my family would oftentimes tell me that they wished to be my size. forgetting that, one day, i would grow up to be theirs. what a catastrophic family tradition. i drink diet coke for dinner and make meals like a mad scientist - measuring everything that dares to enter this body. but, i don’t look sick.. you can’t quite see my bones and i’d like to think that means i have it under control. you see, i’m just on a “diet” i’m just “intermittent fasting” i’m just “in the beginning stages” i just “want my clothes to fit better.” i promise, if i just lose 30 more pounds, i’ll stop. i’m not shrinking - i’m being molded - i am a sculpture made from countless creators so blame them if you don’t like the art.”

— smspoetry

Bonus:

Someone help these pining dorks. Feat. the Tracis. (yes, they’ve adopted a puppy) I’m kinda only capable of silly doodles atm and I probably should keep these on twitter only lol. Also, androids blush blue, there is nothing you can say that would convince me otherwise.

what the hell is going on in this country?!