Im Absolutely Crazy About The Axolotl Fella Im Slowly Going Insane ARGH HELP

please, this is so important to me

There was some curiosity about the comic I made so I decided to expand on this some more as a crossover au. More art under the cut

So Wander isn't in the Theraprism by accident. I mean, the people who work there are under the impression that he's responsible for the destruction of at least one galaxy, being a wanted man in a whole lot of them and seen everywhere, especially on planets that end up destroyed. Wander does nothing to directly refute this fact, because he knows why he's there. The axolotl, knowing that the Theraprism has this view of Wander, decides to bring him over and tell him the situation.

The Theraprism is a place bursting with the worst of the worst villains all in need of redemption. It's exactly the kind of place that needs a Wander, and he's more than happy to oblige. The plus is, since it exists outside of time, he could spend millennia there without missing a second with his friends out in the rest of the universe.

He gets to Theraprism and as he is wont to do, finds the worst of the worst of the worst and latches onto him as his 'new best friend'. And obviously, that's Bill.

Most of the villains Wander focuses on only realize what he's actually doing maybe halfway through, but Bill knows a lot of things. He's heard about Wander and has even gotten a glimpse of him throughout the universe through his all-seeing eyes. He knows this guy's M.O. and if this stinky little hillbilly thinks he's going to make an impact on THE Bill like he's done with all those other mushy losers all across the universe, he's got ANOTHER THING COMING.

(Then again, that's what they all say)

There are a lot of fun things to do with this AU, especially since these two do actually have some similarities, though because of Wander's mysterious existence, and origins, and age, and magical properties, some of it has to be speculation.

Patients are sometimes allowed to keep one or two personal effects if their removal would have drastic consequences for their mental health. Bill was personally checked in by The Axolotl and his hat is far too small to contain anything important, so it's fine. Wander's hat was checked and there was absolutely nothing in it, so that's fine as well. Two normal hats, nothing weird going on.

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

🚨!!! PLEASE RB !!! TRYING TO ESCAPE ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD !!! 🚨

tw for medication, parental abuse, transphobia //

opening up something new with these commissions while I try to get diagnoses for my ADHD/depression/etc (that I wasn’t allowed by my family to screen for), as well as getting through undergrad at my university, and hopefully get an apartment somewhere away from my abusive household !! please consider commissioning me, or sharing this post if you can’t !!

I also have the classic commissions open, with both digital and traditional mediums (here is an example of the invisible ink/glowing ink).

image descs in the read-more

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hi Eddsworld fandom, I present to you

Seaworld

oh yeah this is gonna do numbers

Edd is a shark, Tom is a squid, Matt is a lobster, Tord is a pufferfish, Eduardo is a tiger shark, Jon is a octopus, Mark is a mantis shrimp, Larry is a sea anemone and Bing is an angler fish

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The war may be over, but our suffering continues. Our home is destroyed, we have no shelter or income, and I had to pause my education. My parents and brother are sick and in urgent need of treatment, but we can’t afford even basic necessities.

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my stupid and radioactive bitch wife. i need to jump in his legs and break them <3

Collection of white board doodles we’ve done over the past few days :3 -Eddie🐶

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Helping my boyfriend escape his abusive home

My boyfriend lives with his verbally and financially abusive dad who threatens him physically and he needs to get out of that situation. If you have the means please consider donating to his ko-fi below:

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He needs at least $300 more to move out and any extra will help him with monthly expenditures as he moves. Any amount helps, and if you can’t donate please reblog to give this as much visibility as possible. Thank you. 

throws a dollar at that old man

*devastating sign that sweeps through the downtown area, ripping up buildings and pushing people across the streets*

i miss laying in the sun like a lizard.. i need to go back