Helping My Boyfriend Escape His Abusive Home

why are my two current obsessions both inhuman he/him shorties with weird heads / bodies and supernatural powers. and they both have really weird unblinking stares and an unsettling aura.

what did they put in my apple juice..

unmute

waffle man

we also think they should bonk heads and hold hands sometimes it would be so awesome. it would be so cool maybe

why are my two current obsessions both inhuman he/him shorties with weird heads / bodies and supernatural powers. and they both have really weird unblinking stares and an unsettling aura.

what did they put in my apple juice..

unmute

Imagine if Transformer One ended up being so successful that it spired into its own series, with multiple movies and seasons and such. Telling a whole entire tale. And when the war was won, the serie ended, the final scene features Optimus slowly drifting into a recharge (or much more likely, dying) As his optics closed, the screen went dark, and we heard a distanced voice of Alpha Trion (or Primus) saying: “Thank you for your service, Optimus Prime. You have fought through too much battles, and suffered through too much pains. Yet, I can give you nothing in return, other than blessing you with this sweet dream.”

And then a blurry version of D-16 slowly fades on screen, and he cried: “Come on! Orion! Hurry up you turbo snail! We can’t be late this time again or it’ll really be the death of us!”

Then the camera pans to Optimus, who is now Orion. He felt like he can’t remember anything, and something feels weird, but he shrugged, and he said, “I’m coming! Wait!”

Then credit rolls.

They're having a good time

:(((

throws a dollar at that old man

my stupid and radioactive bitch wife. i need to jump in his legs and break them <3

Collection of white board doodles we’ve done over the past few days :3 -Eddie🐶