my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill
Rune Chain
In the midst of redecorating I thought it was time to refresh the protections I have in place around our home. A while back I saw the protective rune chain that @witchy-words made & was inspired to make one of my own! At the bottom hangs a small aura quartz point 🖤
Algiz
shield, protection, shelter, warding off evil, channeling of energy
Othala
home, shelter, group prosperity, aid in physical & spiritual journeys, follow through
Fehu
wealth, property, possessions, financial strength, success & happiness
Ehwaz
unity, teamwork, relationships, steady progress, opening doorways
Thurisaz
protection, defensive force, regeneration, breaking hidden barriers
Angel Aura Quartz
peace, purification, loving communication
just in case you for some reason wanna find out which of my favourite anime boys you are lmao
https://uquiz.com/XNpOEU
Hippie Academia
☆ loving learning but being sceptical about public education system
☆books about nature and spirituality
☆flowy skirts, flowery shirts, lots of crystals and wooden jewellery, dissolved messy hair
☆ wanting to live your life to the fullest
☆learning in the nature
☆ music is life
☆knowledge is a way to change world for better
☆getting philosophical at 2 am
☆being pissed that you will probably end up in soulless work 9 to 5 just to make it for a living
☆dreams about living in the cottage and leave the modern world
☆ going on the protests
☆ cheap wine and weed
☆using almost everything from second hand: from clothes to books
Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right
let's just stare at each other, with such passion that the moon will hide behind the leaves of the trees and pour her light on us, while we sit on the wooden bench outside the café where we had first met. let's just stare and invite each other to the silence of our lives filled with universes of emotions, because it's in eyes that we see, and it's in eyes that we speak.
“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now
hell yeah/ randomness and witchcraft beach/ they,them / 22/ virgo 🌻
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