Grillescheesecats - Grill Cheese Cat

what the fuck is going on at the local walmart

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Okay, does anyone want to be friends and eventually become more...and we open up about our past and cry in each other's arms? We go out for dinner dates and brunches, but also for 2am drives to nowhere in particular. But we're so happy to have each other, it doesn't matter where we are. So, then we run away to a different place where we can live together and have a mini farm with a couple of cows, chickens, and dogs and cats roam about the land. But we don't worry about then because we're completely secluded from the world. It's only us, and our animals, and our land that we call a home. Again, to reiterate, we can just be friends too I'm okay with that but like... Does anyone want this??? Just me? Okay.

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

Fluffy cows 🥺

pillow talk

Did you know that your interests are really cool?? The stuff that you find fascinating and the little facts you know aren’t lame. They’re what make you passionate and that’s a really cool thing