Kermit for Pope
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)
10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)
50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)
100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)
500 notes. I'll clean my room
750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)
1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)
2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)
5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3
8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month
10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.
20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....
Don't you dare do this you all. >_<
(If the goal is white it means its been completed)
My dad too
Obviously, I'm a they/it
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
ummm guys i love u btw, i think it's so sweet that we come on here and rb each others posts and create a little community of words and images
Like in the thumb war episode with Buford
There are people (who haven't watched the show since it aired when they were in middle school) who think that Ferb is the true genius of the bros, who just happens to be shyer than his more outgoing sibling. These people, I have heard, were under the impression that Ferb carries his brother and all their projects by himself, essentially like the nerd who does the jocks' homework for them.
Obviously we know this is wrong on multiple fronts. The most egregious example being that he can do whatever he wants. Look at him. He cares zilch. If you think Ferb can be coerced or commanded to do anything he doesn't feel like doing you are grossly mistaken. NOBODY can take his lunch money. If you try to intimidate him he'll straight up knock you out.
Kid, if he's doing that, he ain't your friend. He's just mean. At best
"Here kid, I got you some snacks and some clothes that don't fit Jericho anymore."
"Oh, um- thanks!!" He smiles.
Mine was Glitter Force Doki Doki
Everyone’s starter anime is death note.
I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.
I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.
It’s usually death note.
Good arson
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
Do not eat the drugs. That is how addictions happen
There can't be a drug trade if I eat all the drugs