Kid, If He's Doing That, He Ain't Your Friend. He's Just Mean. At Best

Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)

10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)

50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)

100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)

500 notes. I'll clean my room

750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)

1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)

2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)

5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3

8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month

10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.

20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....

Don't you dare do this you all. >_<

(If the goal is white it means its been completed)

I want them

Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

I would feel safer with an emergency hand grenade. Bats, thoughts?

They have a Wall of Shame for the Worst Mission Plans™. Among them are:

- Hire a band for mood music

- Build a fake Batburger

- Draw Killer Croc out by flooding the sewers

- End all crime by renaming Crime Alley to Lawful Fun Times Alley

- Do all the drugs so there's nothing left to deal

- Adopt all the criminals and ground them so they can't leave the house and do crime

- Kill everyone

- Give all civilians an emergency hand grenade

- Microdose bullets to build immunity

- Take Gotham and move it somewhere else because there's clearly something in the water

- Dump all the Rogues in Metropolis. They're Superman's problem now

rb if you think asexual people are cool

So this blog is sort of just me if I lived in Gotham City but with a different name for privacy reasons

Name: Cleff

Pronouns: they/it

Gender: what are you, a cop?

Feel free to send asks for this character!

Edit: I have decided to become a supervillain

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

That is the best policy I've ever heard. You've got my vote

What if I run for mayor?

I found it in villainy ☺️

Does anybody have a will to live? A goddamn will to live? Can someone please tell me where I can find a will to fucking live?