DIE CLOWN!!!!

I have the urge to do evil, but also hang out with my mom cause she's awesome, but also I'm sick so I can't do either

Reposting this from a friend bc I think it is VERY important to know of this, and for immigrants, and other possible victims of the ICE Raids happening right now

Paper towels. I am the clean freak dragon. Ironic since my entire house is a mess.

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

I think Frankenstein's Monster should be allowed the name Frankenstein. Frankenstein was Victor Frankenstein's lastname, meaning his bastard child he created out of wedlock with science should be allowed Victor's lastname. I don't remember if he was called anything other than Monster in the book, but I do remember he enjoyed Paradise Lost. So I propose his full name be either Monster Frankenstein, just owning the insult, OR Lucifer Frankenstein, since he's dramatic and related to dear ol' Lucy in Paradise Lost.

It's hard to bully someone with no sense of embarrassment

Why did i received the bullying and not the girl who meowed in the middle of the class

Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)

10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)

50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)

100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)

500 notes. I'll clean my room

750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)

1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)

2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)

5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3

8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month

10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.

20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....

Don't you dare do this you all. >_<

(If the goal is white it means its been completed)

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

First half: Ooo so I see you've been discussing some Quirk!Danny ideas. Based off of some of the asks you've received, what if Danny's parents worked (not entirely directly, but the man funds their research) for AFO? As an alternative project from the Nomus (or something that could rival their power) Danny's parents look into the possibility of opening a portal to the ghost world seeking to control the ghosts of dead villains/heroes? AFO is set to check the progress of their work on the day it

Now that sounds like a fun idea!

just the idea of Danny’s parents working for AFO is like saying “say no more you’re hired!” 

I like this banana casserole idea

lions are very mean and like jellyfish