I Have The Urge To Do Evil, But Also Hang Out With My Mom Cause She's Awesome, But Also I'm Sick So I

I would feel safer with an emergency hand grenade. Bats, thoughts?

They have a Wall of Shame for the Worst Mission Plans™. Among them are:

- Hire a band for mood music

- Build a fake Batburger

- Draw Killer Croc out by flooding the sewers

- End all crime by renaming Crime Alley to Lawful Fun Times Alley

- Do all the drugs so there's nothing left to deal

- Adopt all the criminals and ground them so they can't leave the house and do crime

- Kill everyone

- Give all civilians an emergency hand grenade

- Microdose bullets to build immunity

- Take Gotham and move it somewhere else because there's clearly something in the water

- Dump all the Rogues in Metropolis. They're Superman's problem now

Murder weapon

automatic bread slicer

Like in the thumb war episode with Buford

There are people (who haven't watched the show since it aired when they were in middle school) who think that Ferb is the true genius of the bros, who just happens to be shyer than his more outgoing sibling. These people, I have heard, were under the impression that Ferb carries his brother and all their projects by himself, essentially like the nerd who does the jocks' homework for them.

Obviously we know this is wrong on multiple fronts. The most egregious example being that he can do whatever he wants. Look at him. He cares zilch. If you think Ferb can be coerced or commanded to do anything he doesn't feel like doing you are grossly mistaken. NOBODY can take his lunch money. If you try to intimidate him he'll straight up knock you out.

Especially when they overlap

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

You'll also want to get a gas mask

Hello, you don't seem to be from around here

I am not. Who are you?

I love seeing other people's ocs and getting snippets of their stories like oh my gosh there's a whole world and narrative in your head that I'm getting a small glimpse into isn't that so cool????

"Is it a crime to dream of a homeland? I am not a hero from the pages of a book, nor a fallen star from the sky... I am an ordinary man — once had a life, three little flowers, and a wife whose heart softened with every sunbeam that entered our home. But the home is no more, and the sun no longer visits us as it used to. Now, I measure time by the lines I stand in for water, and count the nights by the sleepless cries of my children — from cold, from hunger, or from a longing for what they’ve never even known. Did we do wrong by being born in Gaza? Is it a sin to hold on to life, to still love despite the ruins? I’m not asking for pity, but for solidarity in pain. My voice is weak, but it is sincere. If it reaches you, perhaps you can make a difference — one that cannot be measured. Help me — not to build a wall, but to build hope. Help me — to give my daughter a device so she can walk, instead of drifting into disability. Help me — because life, even in rubble, is still worth holding on to. Vetted by gazavetters #229"

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