If Philadelphia Cream Cheese Is Out Of Stock, Rest Assured, Laughing Cow Is Still Plentiful.

If Philadelphia Cream Cheese is out of stock, rest assured, Laughing Cow is still plentiful.

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3 years ago

This would make a great tweet.

If you have children under the age of 4 and you do not allow your co-parent to watch them alone, it's not a competency issue, it's a trust issue.


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3 years ago

Will Smith laughing at the joke, seeing Jada's face, then assaulting Chris Rock indicates to me he was not defending his wife's honor but defending himself against his wife's wrath.

Will Smith Laughing At The Joke, Seeing Jada's Face, Then Assaulting Chris Rock Indicates To Me He Was

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3 years ago

There are two reasons to condemn Turning Red.

1. You don't believe girls have the right to knowledge, even through allegory, about the transition to womanhood.

2. You are the Devouring Mother archetype, hence see number 1.

There Are Two Reasons To Condemn Turning Red.

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3 years ago

Me when someone is proselytizing Jesus to me and tells me about some miracle that happened to them.

Me When Someone Is Proselytizing Jesus To Me And Tells Me About Some Miracle That Happened To Them.
3 years ago

Once a particularly dull minded friend remarked that none of the Love Death + Robots episodes were "very interesting" to him. My first thought was a donkey would not find it interesting either.


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3 years ago

So the married ones feel bad for the whoring bachelors? Priests really are fucked up.

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

3 years ago

During Edo period (1600-1868), Japan achieved what was and is perhaps still the absolute pinnacle of human culture in terms of sustainability, quality of life, arts, peace, social stability, and clean living without industrialization. (Represented in various media)

During Edo Period (1600-1868), Japan Achieved What Was And Is Perhaps Still The Absolute Pinnacle Of
During Edo Period (1600-1868), Japan Achieved What Was And Is Perhaps Still The Absolute Pinnacle Of
During Edo Period (1600-1868), Japan Achieved What Was And Is Perhaps Still The Absolute Pinnacle Of
During Edo Period (1600-1868), Japan Achieved What Was And Is Perhaps Still The Absolute Pinnacle Of
During Edo Period (1600-1868), Japan Achieved What Was And Is Perhaps Still The Absolute Pinnacle Of
3 years ago

Who is surrounded by family yet still feels alone?

3 years ago

Birds are basically the same as dudes who repeatedly get suckered by females via Tiktok -> IG -> OF

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2 years ago

Did anyone watch the #backtheblue hearing last night?

Did Anyone Watch The #backtheblue Hearing Last Night?
Did Anyone Watch The #backtheblue Hearing Last Night?
Did Anyone Watch The #backtheblue Hearing Last Night?
Did Anyone Watch The #backtheblue Hearing Last Night?

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