Stick It To Rainbow Capitalism!

A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something just as dull and it just kinda dawns on her that she loves him but she doesn’t voice it cause she isn’t exactly ready to confront thoes emotions and what they mean so she goes back to filing her nails but then is starts raining glitter and Beast is defying gravity in a glowing ball of light and the castle is changing back and everyone becomes human again. Then everyone is left in silent moment of shock and confusion and Belle, being completely unaware of what it takes to break the curse, is just staring around in horror while everyone freshly humanized comes running into whatever room she and Beast were in (probably the library) expecting to see something other than human Beast in a heap on the ground and Belle across the room in a chair frozen in shock and confusion and everyone just kinda looks at each other for a couple of seconds not realy sure what to say cause nobody is entirely sure what happened other than the curse was broken. Then Beast finaly gets up and looks around and realizes what this means and looks at Belle and is just like “you love me?” And Belle is just like “wat?”

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Good Lila AU

So, there’s not enough good Lila AUs so I bring you this

Lila and Marinette have known each other for a long time, ever since Gina took Mari to Italy one year. They meet around 8 years old and just hit it off

Gina is a good friend of rhe Rossi’s, and she heard that they have a daughter her granddaughter’s age! What better way to help Marinette get some friends?

Eleanora Rossi knew that Lila didn’t have many friends, so meeting Marinette was a good thing.

When Lila and Marinette meet for the first time, Lila is unregretably smitten. The two girls find out they have a lot in common really, the biggest one being fashion. While Lila has always wanted to be a model, Marinette aspired to be a designer.

They made a pact on it, Marinette was going to make her own brand and Lila was to be her model.

Other than that, whenever Lila lies it’s really because she is a pathological liar. She can’t help it, it’s like water to her. She’s trying to get better, Marinette helps her a lot in that regards.

Mari hates liars though, but because of Lila she tones down that behavior.

She and Lila talk a lot through Skype, whenever they get home they immediately go onto a video chat with their best friend. They also text a lot, since they’re in two different countries.

They only see each other in the summer so video chat and texts are more common.

When Origins comes around, Lila was on Skype with Marinette so she got to see everything. She can’t see Tikki though since she doesn’t show up on any sort of video.

So Marinette is panicky because her best friend can’t see this bug and it’s like, Lila??? Help???

So to prove that this was all real, Marinette transformed into ladybug. Much to Lila’s awe and scream.

“MARIBELLA YOU’RE A MAGICAL GIRL! MY BEST FRIEND’S A MAGICAL GIRL!”

Because Lila definitely has watched stuff like Sailor Moon and Madoka Magica.

Chameleon and Volpina go a bit differently, one of the major differences is that Lila does not go out of her way to help a terrorist. During Volpina Marinette gently called her out as Marinette in front of Adrien. She doesn’t know why Adrien brought the miraculous book but Lila couldn’t help but be Fascinated with the idea of The Fox Miraculous. Maybe instead of lying/buying a miraculous inspired necklace she makes a one off comment about her grandmother used to being volpina. She feels so guilty about it when Adrien sees this side of her, Marinette taking her hand reassuringly was a bit helping

But Hawkmoth decided to use her guilt and horrible feeling against her. He turns her into Volpina. Marinette feels really horrible that she has to fight her best friend

Chameleon is really a different story. First off, a lot of the same things happen but the only difference is that Lila doesn’t make them switch seats around. It was all Alya’s idea because lila said one time when it was her first day she has tinnitus.

Marinette is hurt that they would put her in the back like that, but she never blames Lila. They talk in the bathroom with a lot of hugging. Both feeling a bit hurt that they’re pushed a lot away from each other, Marinette is Lila’s lying impulse control. Without her, she can’t stop the lying.

Marinette attracts an akuma, but Lila seeing this snatches it out of the air to protect Marinette.

The second fight between Marinette and Lila end up in a cuddle party with ice cream and movies.

One of Lila’s lies are true though, she’s best friends with Ladybug. And she will never betray her friend

Also eventually Lila is gifted the Fox Miraculous so Volpina becomes real.

every day i am percieved™️

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

Steve: how was the honeymoon?

Stephen: Tony got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Stephen: he said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

Paris meet Selina Kyle

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Selina

• Selina heard about a purrfect opportunity

• The  Louvre has a new ancient Egypt exhibit focused on cats

• Supposedly one of the pieces was worth 5 million alone!

• She got in without a problem only to discover another cat was already there

• oh my god he was so freaking adorable with his little cat ears and tail!

• Was he a meta? Maybe, but he definitely had powers

• But the poor thing is just there

• Sleeping

• he should be with his family!

• So forget the loot she's stealing something way more valuable

• A son!

• And she did she stole him

• She did of digging and apparently her little kitten is a hero

• A hero who uses cat puns!!! Just like her!

• And he is skilled

• but he can be better!

Adrien

•When Adrien wakes up he's confused

• He fell asleep at the museum where is he?

• did he get arrested? Or should he say Agrested

• Then Selina comes in and introduces herself and he starts fangirling

• After all where do you think he got the idea of cat puns from?

• Cue Ladybug bursting in

• She's screaming about who dares to kidnap her sunshine kitty

• And then she sees Selina and just stares at her before fangirling about her fashion sense

• Apparently Selina's like the only villain, vigilante, or rouge in Gotham with any fashion sense

• And then LB ask Cat freaking Woman if she would like to adopt them

• Adrien is done

• Selina would make a good miraculous holder maybe the tiger?

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As always feel free to use all ideas just make sure to give me the link if you write something based on this! I take request!

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