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Loki transforms himself into a snake and waits for his next victim to approach. Peter enters the room.

Peter: Awe look at the little snek. So smooth, so wiggly, so good.

Loki/Snake: *sticks out tongue*

Peter: Yep, this is one great snek. 10 out of 10 would boop his snoop. *reaches out and lightly pokes snake on the nose* Boop!

Loki/Snake: *blink*

Peter: Well I gotta go patrol. Bye bye smol snek!

Peter leaves the area. Loki transforms back as Thor enters the room

Thor: What happened to proving you feel no attachment to the Spider child?

Loki: His levels of innocence and purity has cracked my stone cold heart. I cannot explain it any other way.

Living in a city with superheroes

Soooooooo do you have a permanent tag list? CUZ I would love to be added to be one! Thanks!! 💙💜

Yes I do have a permanent tag list and I can add you right now to hostage situation! Thanks for all the love!

Guys I don’t normally post petitions, but if you can please sign. This is cruel. They are people to and deserve to be able to get the help they need.

The US has come up with a guideline that would deny people with learning disabilities and severe cognitive delays the right to critical care if they get the coronavirus.

This is a nightmare because this is how Hitler once began euthanizing the mentally ill in hospitals. This is how eugenics started. Please, please do one of the following to stop this guideline from continuing:

- Start a petition to the appropriate officials

- Talk with your local officials & share your concerns

- Share this post everywhere & make your friends & family aware of the issue. This is important.

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People with Down syndrome could be left to die of coronavirus to 'save' supplies

Disability advocacy groups are seeking clarification on vague guidelines which explain how coronavirus patients should be prioritized during

Omg

Adrien has Marinette as princess

Awwww

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A tv show in the style of The Office and Parks and Rec, but it follows a small town high school marching band

A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out

-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other

-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”

-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*

-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen

-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die

Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!

(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)

Paris meet Selina Kyle

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Happy Holidays! Here’s a little present for you guys!

Selina

• Selina heard about a purrfect opportunity

• The  Louvre has a new ancient Egypt exhibit focused on cats

• Supposedly one of the pieces was worth 5 million alone!

• She got in without a problem only to discover another cat was already there

• oh my god he was so freaking adorable with his little cat ears and tail!

• Was he a meta? Maybe, but he definitely had powers

• But the poor thing is just there

• Sleeping

• he should be with his family!

• So forget the loot she's stealing something way more valuable

• A son!

• And she did she stole him

• She did of digging and apparently her little kitten is a hero

• A hero who uses cat puns!!! Just like her!

• And he is skilled

• but he can be better!

Adrien

•When Adrien wakes up he's confused

• He fell asleep at the museum where is he?

• did he get arrested? Or should he say Agrested

• Then Selina comes in and introduces herself and he starts fangirling

• After all where do you think he got the idea of cat puns from?

• Cue Ladybug bursting in

• She's screaming about who dares to kidnap her sunshine kitty

• And then she sees Selina and just stares at her before fangirling about her fashion sense

• Apparently Selina's like the only villain, vigilante, or rouge in Gotham with any fashion sense

• And then LB ask Cat freaking Woman if she would like to adopt them

• Adrien is done

• Selina would make a good miraculous holder maybe the tiger?

Part 2

As always feel free to use all ideas just make sure to give me the link if you write something based on this! I take request!

My Big Brother Verse Ideas

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Okay here's some ideas I had about Big Brother Verse!

• Jason met this adorable pink fluff ball after he came back to life

• He was learning how to beat the Bat

• Paris has teen superhero's with no mentors?

• He decides to check it out

• It's not like he cares, but they're probably younger than he was

• He meets Marinette on patrol when she's LB

• They sort of bond over his awesome motorcycle

• Marinette's grandmother definitely influenced her here

• He finds out about her class and boy

• the only safe one in class is Chloe because at least she's trying to be better and help

• and Queen Bee? Jason loves her too

• Her comebacks? A+

• Kagami is absolutely thrilled with her new competent sparing partner

• Luka and him bond over their secret love of classic lit.

• He hates Adrien, Alya, and Lyla

• Nino's on thin ice, but he's starting to rebel a giant his overbearing friends

• These kids are awesome!

• He doesn't want to leave, but well Gotham

• They understand after all Paris is their city

• Under the red hood happens

• And then Damien comes and Jason's just like he would be a perfect Chat

• He calls Mari and co. to get their butts to Gotham because they don't need that stupid cat

• He forgot to tell his family about them

• They show up at the manor and everyone just like who are the French people?

• They're all surprised when Tiny McFluffball jumps onto Jason

• Then Jason introduces him to his "Lil Sis"

• Shock all around

Feel free to elaborate and add to it if you want to use this idea

-Aëlla

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

I want to see Diana’s reaction when she realizes the Justice League tried to take Ladybug’s child away from her. Maybe she pledges hers and the Amazon’s alliance to Marinette should they try again?

Our Lady’s Protector

First

Diana of Themysicra was not a woman to be trifled with. She was a force of nature, a demigoddess who fought for her people and justice only. When she found out about the current Ladybug miraculous holder and what the Justice League tried to do to her, she was furious. There was nothing in this world that could have stopped her as she marched towards the Justice League’s next meeting, righteous fury in her eyes and a purpose behind her every step.

Bursting into the conference room, the Amazon glared at the two men at the head of the table. Every head turned in her direction to watch the demigoddess as she marched right up to the head of the U-shaped table and slap the Man of Steel.

The sound of flesh violently meting flesh echoed in the room, Clark’s head snapping to the side in his surprise, “Diana what are you-”

Diana cut her off, a dangerous quality to her voice as she pushed the man back into his chair, “How dare you?”

“Diana-” Batman tried interrupt but a single venomous glance in his direction had him sinking back into his sea. 

“What in the world could possibly possess you to attack her?” Diana began, her voice low but echoing in the stillness of the conference room. “How dare you try to claim her child as your own? She raised him, she loved him and you... you didn’t even know of her existence. What in your petty little mind thought you could possibly claim him over her?”

Clark stared up at the furious woman as lightening arced over her arms, the wind picking up as she spoke, “You are fortunate that m’Lady didn’t declare you an enemy, otherwise I would have every right to separate your head from your body.”

“What do you mean Diana,” Batman spoke into the silence, curiosity building up under his skin.

“Ms.Dupain-Cheng, the current holder of the Ladybug Miraculous, is allied and under the protection of Themysicra. She is our Lady, my mother’s successor, and it is my duty to protect her and her kin. If you had harmed a single hair on either of their heads, I would have no choice but to eliminate the threat.” glancing over her shoulder, the demigoddess growled, “Is that clear?”

A curious of “Yes ma’am”s echoed into the air as Diana turned on her heel, electricity sparking under her heels. “Do not attempt to harm Ms.Dupain-Cheng or her son ever again, or war shall be declared.”

A single chair scrapped against the stone floor of the Watchtower and Aqauman’s voice boomed into the silence as he joined Diana in the doorway, “Atlantis shall stand with the Amazon’s and our Lady. Hope that moment never comes.”

Together the two descendets of god’s left the room, spins straight and fury in their postures. 

Asks Are Welcome!!!!