Anon Hate IS Illegal.

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Hey guys I hope your all doing well and I promise I will start writing more Maribats ideas soon! Anyway I antes to tell you that there is a story on ao3 that was inspired by my little drabbles!

It’s Random Oneshots by Cindyquil_love! Click on the link and go read! This chapter is inspired by Tim meets MCD btw!

logan lerman is the only white boy of the month who deserves rights, no i do not take criticism

Maribat Masterlist

It is past time that I made a masterlist of all of my Maribat fics, so here we are. I’ll try to update it regularly, and please let me know if the links don’t work. 

Daminette December: 

Just a Friend  Blind Date  Decorating  Gaming  Fire  Tree  Dancer AU  Robin Hood AU  Soulmate AU  Fluff  Snow  Animals  Death  Power Swap AU  If Only  Hogwarts AU  Baking  Hot Chocolate  Mistletoe  Coffee Shop AU  Damian’s Birthday  Wedding  Detectives AU  Presents  Christmas  Domestic  Hibernation  Childhood Friends AU  Children  Rivals AU  New Years Eve

Let the Sunshine In: 

Prologue  Chapter One  Chapter Two  Chapter Three  Chapter Four  Chapter Five

I didn’t so much fall in love - It kicked me in the face: 

Chapter One  Chapter Two   Chapter Three  Chapter Four  Chapter Five

Yep or at least in America

Shaggy and Scooby would have the bakery sell out in less than an hour Daphne is a fan of Mari's work

They would have the bakery sell out 5 minutes after entering it and Daphne commissions Mari for a ton of outfits thst fill up Mari's schedule and the outfits aren't needed up till a year or two.

Send Me Asks

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

Different universes

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member

It’s hilarious

Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so

Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old

And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad

You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells

Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial

It’s gets better with every kid he adopts

Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her

Clark, however, freaks out.

“You’re 26!”

“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”

“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”

“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“

Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.

Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”

Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes

FAMILY